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Having caught up with her old running buddy from 2013, Sephy and her goat clomp along. As she passes Doug, she remarks.

"YOU KNOW YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE A GUY I WORKED WITH IN VEGAS BUT OLDER."

Afterwards, she circles around towards GM Lucas and approaching his hooker 'date' hands her a business card.

"SUP BITCH HOWD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME REAL MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. IM THE BIG DOG AND I MAKE VERY CLASSY MOVIES BESIDES THIS FOOTBALL THING SO HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT TO BE A STAR."

Finally, she rides her goat towards the bleachers-- side-eyeing the field the whole time-- having finally spotted GM Evans.

"SEXY REXY ITS BEEN TOO LONG. HOWS IT DANGLING. TRUE AND FREE I HOPE."

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She trots over to where GM Digger and Gooch are and offers a fist bump to Digger.

"DIGGER ITS BEEN A LONG TIME BROTHER DUDE. VERITAS FOREVER."

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Oh, you're all here already.

Having arrived a few minutes prior and observing different areas of the combine, GM Strike had finally made his way to mingle amongst other GMs once he'd seen GM Stark and GM BIG DOG gathered together.

Stark, nice to finally not have you in the division to worry about. And Sephy, I see you're as chipper as ever...how are the rest of the goats on the farm anyway?



"THEYRE DOING WELL PREPARING FOR THE DEMISE OF THE LEGWALKERS. CAN YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE FOR A SECOND STRIKELUS I HAVE A POSSIBLE BIT OF BUSINESS TO DISCUSS IN PRIVATE."

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Unfortunately, Persephone Waters aka THE BIG DOG is here. As she gallops up heading towards the direction of the Tottenham coaches and scouts riding a goat, she waves to some of the players.

"GREETINGS YOUNG BEEF BOIS ITS THE BIG DOG. THE TOTTENHAM BATMOBILE JUST BROUGHT ME HERE. GOOD LUCK BE FIERCE LIKE THE MIGHTY GOAT AND BE SURE TO STRETCH THOSE CREAMY HAMSTRINGS WELL YOU DONT WANT ANY MISHAPS."

She spots GM Stark.

"WELL WELL WELL I SEE FATE HAS MADE OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN PADAWAN."

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HIFL News / Re: HIFL ON TWITTER
« on: February 23, 2020, 11:52:11 AM »

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 23, 2020, 01:36:07 AM »

The Tottenham Bats and The Cancun Kraken announce the following trade:

Cancun Receives:

DC S13 1st (1.20)
Tottenham S14 5th

Tottenham Receives:
DT Carlos Cotton
Cancun S13 2nd (2.14)
Cancun S14 2nd
Cancun S14 3rd

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High Impact Football League Information / Re: TRADE DISCUSSIONS
« on: February 23, 2020, 01:24:34 AM »
Cancun Receives:

DC S13 1st (1.20)
Tottenham S14 5th

Tottenham Receives:
DT Carlos Cotton
Cancun S13 2nd (2.14)
Cancun S14 2nd
Cancun S14 3rd

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High Impact Football League Information / Re: TRADE DISCUSSIONS
« on: February 22, 2020, 12:06:18 PM »
Might be willing to give up the DC first (20th overall) to move back to a pick in the 23rd to 26th/27th range if a young depth piece with some upside and/or other pick compensation is thrown in, that part of the compensation would probably depend on how many spots I was moving back.

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 20, 2020, 09:27:51 PM »
The Tottenham Bats & Music City Kings announce the following trade:

Tottenham Receives:
DC Cobras S13 First Round Pick (1.20)
Music City S13 Third Round Pick (3.28)

Music City Receives:
Tottenham S13 First Round Pick (1.16)
Tottenham S14 Seventh Round Pick

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High Impact Football League Information / Re: TRADE DISCUSSIONS
« on: February 20, 2020, 09:24:55 PM »
Tottenham Receives:
DC Cobras S13 First Round Pick (1.20)
Music City S13 Third Round Pick (3.28)

Music City Receives:
Tottenham S13 First Round Pick (1.16)
Tottenham S14 Seventh Rond Pick

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 20, 2020, 09:18:34 PM »
"WAIT

JUST KIDDING.

CONGRATULATIONS SARAYA YOU PASSED THE TEST THE BIG DOG IS GLAD TO KNOW YOURE A SHARP COOKIE YOULL BE A VALUABLE ASSET"

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 20, 2020, 09:10:37 PM »
"SARAYA CAN YOU GET ME BOBBY SHAPIRO PLEASE."



"MISTER SHAPIRO ITS GENERAL MANAGER BIG DOG WITH TOTTENHAM. WEVE GOT A TRADE AGREED TO FOR YOUR CLIENT ROGER WOLFS SERVICES AND WERE HOPING HED BE AMENABLE TO GIVING HIS EXPRESSED PERMISSION FOR IT TO GO THROUGH WITH THE GUARANTEED DEAL HES ON. I THINK HE COULD FIT IN REALLY WELL WITH THE DEFENSE WERE BUILDING HERE."

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 20, 2020, 08:50:45 PM »
The Tottenham Bats make the following trade:

Kansas City Receives:
Tottenham S13 Third (3.16)
Tottenham S13 Seventh (7.16)
$1.75 MM BP money

Tottenham Receives:
FS Roger Wolf
Kansas City S13 Fourth (4.13)

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High Impact Football League Information / Re: TRADE DISCUSSIONS
« on: February 20, 2020, 08:46:30 PM »
Kansas City Receives:
Tottenham S13 Third (3.16)
Tottenham S13 Seventh (7.16)
$1.75 MM BP money

Tottenham Receives:
FS Roger Wolf
Kansas City S13 Fourth (4.13)

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 19, 2020, 11:04:48 PM »
"ALRIGHT THATS COOL THE BIG DOG IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN."

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 19, 2020, 01:21:00 AM »
"WELL SARAYA WEVE GOT EVERYONE FROM EXPANSION SIGNED UP. IS COACH WOODS AVAILABLE TO TALK NOW THAT WEVE GOT OUR FIRST MILESTONE OUT OF THE WAY THE BIG DOG WOULD LIKE TO CHECK IN JUST TO KEEP EVERYONE ON THE SAME PAGE. IF NOT THATS COOL."

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 18, 2020, 11:59:50 PM »
The Tottenham Bats have signed the remainder of their expansion draft picks:

QB Will Trevino 4 years $9 MM $1.5 MM BP

QB Lucius Gatlin 3 years $5.5 MM $1 MM BP

OT Ralph Nutter 2 years $8 MM

OT Sean Lewis 4 year $5.75 MM

DE Casey Thorpe 3 years $6.5 MM $ 2 MM BP + 4th year mutual option for $10 MM $2 MM BP


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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 18, 2020, 12:09:09 PM »

ONE LAST BIG DOGGING

GONNA END THIS EXPANSION DRAFT LIKE WE STARTED IT

WITH SOME PRIME GRADE XFL BEEF

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND TWENTY FOUR ON...

OT Sean Lewis, (XFL)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 17, 2020, 10:36:47 PM »
HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

ITS BIG BALLER S Z N AND THE BIG DOGS HERE TO BRING SOME MIGHTY BIG BALLS TO THE SQUAD

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND TWENTY THREE ON ...



DE LaMelo Jackson, (HIFL MIA)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 17, 2020, 09:01:24 PM »

ITS THE BIG DOG AGAIN

SOME MIGHT CLAIM THIS BAD BOY IS RAW LIKE SUSHI BUT HE HAS AS STRONG A CANNON AS YOU CAN FIND

HASHTAG ARM TALENT

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND TWENTY TWO ON...



QB Lucius Gatlin, (XFL)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 17, 2020, 03:18:32 PM »
IF THERES ONE THING THE BIG DOG IS GOOD AT ITS JUDGING THE QUALITY OF A MANS LEGS AND GLUTES

FORTUNATELY THATS NOT THE ONLY THING BUT THATS A SKILL THAT WILL COME IN HANDY HERE

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND TWENTY ON...



K Eugene Leone, (HIFL, LV)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 17, 2020, 09:42:37 AM »

HERE COMES THE BIG DOG

ADDING A DUAL THREAT WITH THE GRACE OF A SWAN THE EYE OF AN EAGLE AND THE WISDOM OF AN OWL TO THE QUARTERBACK ROOM

WAIT THATS ACTUALLY THREE THREATS PICK THE TWO THAT SOUND THE BEST

A YOUNG MAN OUR COORDINATORS BOTH KNOW WELL


THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND NINETEEN ON...



QB Justin Fields, (HIFL, NJ)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 16, 2020, 08:43:23 PM »

OH DID YOU THINK THE BIG DOG WAS DONE TAKING XFL GUYS

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG BUCKAROOS SO BUCKLE UP YOUR BUNGHOLES WERE BRINGING A HEAPING HOT INJECTION OF HASHTAG MORE BEEF


THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND EIGHTEEN ON...

DE Casey Thorpe, (XFL)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 16, 2020, 08:58:10 AM »

HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

BRINGING A BIG BOI HOME TO THE MOTHERLAND

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND SEVENTEEN ON ...



DT Harry Steele, (HIFL, NJ)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 15, 2020, 12:26:15 PM »

HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

GETTING A GUY THATS AS ROCK SOLID AS A HORNY PROMGOER

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND FIFTEEN ON ...



CB Michael Damon, (HIFL, STP)

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 14, 2020, 11:08:29 PM »
The Tottenham Bats announce the following signings:

G Robert Marquis for 4 years worth $5 MM annually

CB Ronnie Mazza for 3 years worth $6 MM and $500K BP annually

RFA C Willie Castle for 3 years worth $4.25 MM annually

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 14, 2020, 11:03:21 PM »
"EXCELLENT ILL GET THEM SENT IN TO THE LEAGUE OFFICE."

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:59:12 PM »
"NICE TO MEET YOU MISTER CRAIN

FOR MARQUIS I WAS THINKING FOUR YEARS FIVE MILLION PER YEAR WHICH I BELIEVE WOULD GIVE HIM THE SAME LONGTERM SECURITY AS HE HAD IN HIS XFL DEAL BUT AN INCREASE IN PAY

FOR WILLIE CASTLE I WAS THINKING THREE YEARS FOUR POINT TWO FIVE MILLION PER SEASON FOR A DEAL TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO BE A STARTER AFTER BEING STUCK BEHIND WATTS AND PROVE HIS VALUE WHEN HE COMES UP FOR A CONTRACT AGAIN AT AGE TWENTY SIX

MAZZA THREE YEARS FIVE POINT FIVE MILLION AND HALF A MILLION IN BONUS MONEY ANNUALLY

THE BIG DOGS HOPING THOSE WORK BUT IF THEY DONT IM FLEXIBLE"

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:46:18 PM »
The Tottenham Bats announce the following signings:

WR Leonard McCrary to a 6 year deal worth $6MM annually; each year the contract can increase by $1MM in incentives respectively for reaching 1,200 receiving yards or 10 TDs, for a maximum value of $8MM if all incentives are met.

LB George Manning to a 3 year deal worth $7.5 MM and $1 MM in bonus money annually, with a mutual option for a 4th year.

RB Daniel Darby to a 4 year deal worth $9 MM and $1 MM in bonus money annually.

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:29:09 PM »
"THE BIG DOG WILL MAKE THE BONUS AN EVEN ONE MILLION AND SEND ALL THREE OF THOSE INTO THE LEAGUE OFFICE. PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU."



"SARAYA CAN YOU GET ME THE REP FOR ROBERT MARQUIS PLEASE."

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 14, 2020, 10:25:56 PM »


HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

TIME FOR A BIG BOI WITH HANDS AS SOFT AS A BABY GOATS SNOOT

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND THIRTEEN ON ...



TE Charles McGhee, (HIFL, CLE)


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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 14, 2020, 09:51:33 AM »
HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRUST A MAN WHO LETS HIS HAIR RUN LONG AND FREE LIKE THE MIGHTY GOAT

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND THIRTEEN ON ...



LB John Benedict (HIFL)

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 13, 2020, 09:20:16 PM »
"OKAY AND IF IM WAY OFF WITH ANY OF THESE JUST LET THE BIG DOG KNOW AND ILL REWORK

THROWING A LOT OF NUMBERS OUT AT ONCE HERE

FOR LEONARD WITH HIS AGE I WAS THINKING MAYBE SIX YEARS SIX MILLION PER WITH ONE MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES EACH THAT CAN GET TRIGGERED IF HE REACHES 1200 YARDS AND SLASH OR 10 TOUCHDOWNS.

FOR DANIEL I WAS LOOKING AT FOUR YEARS NINE MILLION PER AND ONE MILLION IN BONUS POOL MONEY PER BUT TRUTH BE TOLD THE BIG DOG DOESNT KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE MORMONS ARE THROWING AT HIM SO AGAIN LET ME KNOW

HOPING FOR THREE YEARS SEVEN POINT FIVE MILLION PER AND 500 THOUSAND PER IN BONUS MONEY FOR GEORGE WITH A MUTUAL OPTION FOR A FOURTH YEAR IF WERE BOTH GOOD WITH IT. ID LIKE TO HAVE HIM A LONG TIME BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THREE YEARS IN HELL BE TWENTY EIGHT AND MIGHT WANT TO BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER DEAL AT THAT AGE.

IF THOSE DONT WORK LET ME KNOW."

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 13, 2020, 09:08:11 PM »



HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

GETTING SOME MORE BIG BEEFY SLABS OF ANGRY HAM

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND TWELVE ON ...



C Willie Castle, (HIFL, RFA)

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 13, 2020, 10:27:39 AM »

HELLO ITS THE BIG DOG

THE BIG DOGS A BIG FAN OF BEARDS

THE FACIAL HAIR NOT THE SLANG TERM FOR SOMEONE BEING USED IN A RELATIONSHIP TO COVER UP A

WAIT WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS

OH RIGHT YES SOMEONE WITH FACIAL HAIR

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND ELEVEN ON ...



CB Ronnie Mazza, XFL


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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 12, 2020, 11:14:26 AM »

HERES THE BIG DOG

BRINGING TWO HUNDRED FIFTY ONE POUNDS OF MAN MEAT SLIDING DOWN THE DRAFT CHUTE

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND NINE ON ...



RB Daniel Darby, XFL


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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 11, 2020, 11:34:23 PM »
The Tottenham Bats sign G Devin Martin to a 4 year deal worth $6 MM annually.

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 11, 2020, 11:33:44 PM »
"AWESOME THE BIG DOG WILL GET THAT FAXED OVER. PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS."



"SARAYA CAN YOU GET ME MCCRARYS REP ON THE LINE."

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 11, 2020, 08:56:40 PM »
THE BIG DOGS HERE TO GET SOME THUMPERS

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND EIGHT ON ...



LB George Manning, XFL


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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 11, 2020, 05:39:56 PM »
THE BIG DOGS HERE

LOOKING FOR SOME MORE BEEF TO SLAP AROUND

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND SEVEN ON ...

G Robert Marquis, XFL


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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 11, 2020, 11:21:16 AM »
THE BIG DOGS HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE BATS NEXT PICK

A MAN THE BIG DOG LIKES TO CALL QUOTE WHITE LIGHTNING UNQUOTE

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND SIX ON ...



WR Leonard McCrary, XFL

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 11, 2020, 10:18:56 AM »
"THANKS FOR MEETING WITH ME MISTER SHAPIRO

WOULD FOUR YEARS FOR SIX MILLION PER WORK FOR DEVIN OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT"

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 10, 2020, 10:09:05 PM »
The Tottenham Bats sign RFA WR Mac Richards to a 3 year contract worth $11 MM and $1 MM BP annually.

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 10, 2020, 10:08:05 PM »
"GLAD DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU AND BEST OF FORTUNES TO JUNIOR WITH THE UPCOMING PRO TURN"



"SARAYA CAN YOU GET ME THE REP FOR DEVIN MARTIN PLEASE."

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 10, 2020, 11:09:55 AM »
THE BIG DOGS HERE AGAIN

ITS TIME FOR SOME BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEATS

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND FIVE ON ...


G Devin Martin, XFL

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 09, 2020, 10:15:48 PM »
"DOING GOOD

WOULD THREE YEARS ELEVEN MIL AND ONE MIL BONUS MONEY WORK FOR MAC OR YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE"

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 09, 2020, 09:39:19 PM »
"GLAD TO GET IT DONE HAPPY TO HAVE HIM IN TOTTENHAM."



"SARAYA CAN YOU GET ANTHONY CAMPANELLI ON THE LINE"

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League Office Transactions / Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE S13
« on: February 09, 2020, 09:39:12 PM »
Tottenham adds a mutual option year for the same value to the original 1 year $5 MM $2 MM BP contract of CB Sammual Goode. 

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HIFL Archives / Re: Season 13 Expansion Draft
« on: February 09, 2020, 02:56:26 PM »
THE BIG DOGS HERE AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

THE TOTTENHAM BATS USE THE FOURTH PICK OF ROUND FOUR ON ...



WR Mac Richard, HIFL (RFA)

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General Manager's Office / Re: TEAM: TOTTENHAM BATS
« on: February 08, 2020, 08:02:27 PM »
"SARAYA DAVID AMES PLEASE."



"HI MISTER AMES ITS THE BIG DOG

NOT TO QUOTE PULL A GM LUCAS UNQUOTE AND BLOW TOO MUCH SMOKE UP YOUR BUNGHOLE BUT AS A STRAIGHT SHOOTER I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED KANSAS CITY LEFT YOUR CLIENT MISTER GOODE UNPROTECTED. MOST PEOPLE USUALLY LIKE TO PROTECT HOMEGROWN FORMER HIGH PICKS STILL IN THEIR TWENTIES WHO ARE GOOD LEADERS BUT I GUESS THEYRE DOING THINGS DIFFERENT. WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SIMPLE MOGUL AND GOAT ENTHUSIAST.

WE DO KNOW WERE HAPPY TO HAVE HIM HERE AND WHILE THAT WAS A BIT OF A MUSHROOM PRINT OF A SLAP ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD NOT TO PROTECT HIM WE HOPE HELL BE EXCITED TO SUIT UP FOR US. WEVE GOT A YEAR LEFT ON HIS CONTRACT DO YOU WANT TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT OR DOES HE WANT TO WAIT AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT HERE."

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