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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1500 on: May 23, 2016, 04:38:07 PM »




Nowhere at all bud.
 
 
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« Reply #1501 on: May 23, 2016, 04:39:20 PM »
Okay. What have you been doing with your time? Anything football related?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1502 on: May 23, 2016, 05:00:40 PM »




Just some color commentary during HIFL games for the Tombstone Outlaws.
 
 
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« Reply #1503 on: May 23, 2016, 05:18:09 PM »
That sounds good. I'm sure you are doing a fine job. I'll let you get back to it. Tombstone is having a fine year.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1504 on: May 24, 2016, 11:05:24 AM »




I started out as an assistant coach under Peter Jingle at USC.  After he left the college ranks I took over the Trojans program for a few years, but became a hot name and got hired on to run the offensive show in Albuquerque last season.
 
 
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« Reply #1505 on: May 24, 2016, 11:20:44 AM »
What have you been able to do with the offense there in Albuquerque? What type of offense are you running?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1506 on: May 24, 2016, 11:55:05 AM »




I run a fast paced, shotgun based system that passes 75% of the time.
 
 
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« Reply #1507 on: May 24, 2016, 12:29:08 PM »
We are going to have some young players over the next few years. How would you go about trying to develop those players to reach their potential in congruence with your offensive scheme?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1508 on: May 24, 2016, 12:51:31 PM »




I'm from USC, you're going to have to spell that out a little more hass.
 
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« Reply #1509 on: May 24, 2016, 01:02:16 PM »
I'm sorry. We are going to have young players. What are you doing to do to help them develop so they can be key pieces of your offense?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1510 on: May 24, 2016, 01:15:37 PM »




I'm more of a "scout good guys" than a "turn okay guys into good guys" kind of a guy.  I'm an amazing scout of talent.
 
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« Reply #1511 on: May 24, 2016, 02:11:39 PM »
What attributes do you look for in a talent?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1512 on: May 24, 2016, 04:32:03 PM »




Well, considering that I'm a top tier scouting talent, I look at everything.
 
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« Reply #1513 on: May 24, 2016, 08:02:55 PM »
I like that. Thank you for your time today. Best wishes in your season.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1514 on: August 03, 2016, 12:28:52 AM »
WELCOME TO THE SEASON 7 OFF-SEASON

You currently have: $32.25MM in PR from Season 7.  You may spend this at anytime before the Start of the 2017 HIFL Amateur Draft.


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« Reply #1515 on: August 03, 2016, 01:27:22 AM »
Elsa, please get me in touch with Coach Swope.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1516 on: August 03, 2016, 01:33:25 AM »





I saved my prized staff member for us here in St. Paul, be sure to quickly get in touch with Vincent Quinn.
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« Reply #1517 on: August 03, 2016, 01:35:33 AM »
I'll do it now then and we will be back in touch.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1518 on: August 03, 2016, 01:37:16 AM »





...and I would love to bring in David Seaton as our assistant coach, he was a back up QB for us in New Jersey for years... Brilliant mind.
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« Reply #1519 on: August 03, 2016, 01:38:06 AM »





I was the front seven coach.  I got our boys ready to get to the quarterback fast and strong, never giving up on a play.

 
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« Reply #1520 on: August 03, 2016, 01:42:55 AM »
And man, were your men strong.

Would you come to St. Paul for a 3 year contract worth $3.25mm?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1521 on: August 03, 2016, 01:46:09 AM »





You've got a deal.
 
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« Reply #1522 on: August 03, 2016, 02:00:51 AM »
Fantastic! Glad to have you on board. I'll be in contact with you about our defense and what we need to address to get it to where it needs to be.
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Coach Rudino, I want to have you here with us in St. Paul. Your talent for developing offensive players is what this franchise needs. I'm wanting to give you a substantial pay increase to come to St. Paul to be our offensive coordinator. This would give you an opportunity to work with different coaches before you move on to being a head coach, which I believe you are destined to do. I'd like to be your stop before you head to the top and why not make a few extra millions. Would you be interested in separating from your brother and coming to a new system in St. Paul to work with Coach Swope and Coach Quinn?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1523 on: August 03, 2016, 02:08:58 AM »





How much are we talking about?
 
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« Reply #1524 on: August 03, 2016, 02:10:31 AM »
I was thinking $7.5mm. Would that entice you to move?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1525 on: August 03, 2016, 10:16:46 AM »





I would tentatively agree to that deal, but I would give Tombstone the chance to match the offer before I left.
 
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« Reply #1526 on: August 03, 2016, 11:09:43 AM »
I understand. That is admirable. I am willing to up the offer if it is matched by GM Powers. I really want you here with us. I hope our next conversation will be you coming to St. Paul!
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1527 on: August 03, 2016, 11:38:45 AM »





I would be happy to sign here and coach alongside Joan Swope.
 
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« Reply #1528 on: August 03, 2016, 11:43:36 AM »
How would a 2 year deal worth $1.25mm sound to be our assistant coach?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1529 on: August 03, 2016, 11:46:12 AM »
 





What would I be doing as Assistant Coach?
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1530 on: August 03, 2016, 11:58:40 AM »
What I would want from you is to work with our players on mechanics. Sometimes a play breaks down because the basic building blocks off football aren't executed properly. Coach Swope says you are a brilliant mind and I'd like for you to utilize that with a team that very much needs someone to help players reach their potential. This team gave up almost 100 sacks last season...100. The line had the least pancakes in the league and gave up the most sacks. Our team lead the league in penalties. Gave up the most points (by over 100) and scored the second least points (only beating out Long Beach by 1 point). We were dead last in total yards of offense and 2nd in total yards allowed. We were dead last in rushing yards and it's a distant dead last. Passing yards we were middle of the pack and that was with our QB getting sacked 100 times. We attempted the least Field Goals of any team in the league and that tells me that we didn't even get our kicker in good enough range to boot it. On defense we didn't even have a player register for the top list for tackles for loss or sacks.

To be this poor universally across the board doesn't tell me it was a lack of talent, I see it as poor coaching. I don't say all of this to dump on the previous administration, but there was something amiss. We are going to have to bring in young players and I want to teach them to do things the right way, for those more established players, I'd like to have someone with a sharp mind keeping an eye on them to help stop bad habits that will effect the big picture. What is the phrase, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1531 on: August 03, 2016, 12:02:40 PM »
 





Make it an even $2MM and I'm on board.
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1532 on: August 03, 2016, 12:04:17 PM »
You have a deal, sir! I'm glad you are on board!
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GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1533 on: August 03, 2016, 12:18:17 PM »





Sounds good.
 
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1534 on: August 03, 2016, 12:23:36 PM »
I'll go ahead and let you check out your new office. Welcome to the team!
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Hey Coach! It's been a good day for the staff. I have both Seaton and Quinn. I interviewed Jay Rudino and he is getting back to Tombstone to give them a chance to match the offer.

How do you feel about Barnhart? He had middle of the pack numbers, but was sacked 100 times. Do you see big things in him if we get a line that will not cause him to have nightmares at night? 
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1535 on: August 03, 2016, 12:38:09 PM »





Barnhart has never stood out beyond what he did this year, it depends on what you want in a quarterback, if you want the quarterback to be able to take over and win games, he is not the man.  If you want a game manager who is decent, but not spectacular, he is a decent option.
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1536 on: August 03, 2016, 12:40:09 PM »
I see. His contract was very expensive for a game manager. Unless Trevor Jose has a loyalty to you instead of New Jersey, I'm not thinking there are that many options on the FA side. We might have to use our top pick for a QB to lead. Would you be okay with drafting a QB high if the need were there?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1537 on: August 03, 2016, 01:18:45 PM »





I just came from a team that was undefeated because of it's franchise-level QB, I understand the value of a quarterback.  If we find one in the draft who is that type of player, we take him; but I am against drafting for position need over talent.  If there is a top talent player available, it is foolish to reach for a position of "need."
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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1538 on: August 03, 2016, 01:27:02 PM »
Exactly, we don't need to pay top tier money from a not top tier talent who won't lead like we need from a top tier player.

Speaking of needs, we have quite a few. What would you says is #1?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1539 on: August 03, 2016, 01:35:53 PM »





The best talent available. ...Also, a great leader is not always the greatest talent.  If you want leadership at quarterback, you may not always have to look for the most dominant one.
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« Reply #1540 on: August 03, 2016, 04:20:01 PM »
The last thing we need is a Brian Owen.

Out of all of our free agents, who do we have the most need to bring back. There are different tiers that I've developed for resigning our guys and those are based off of importance. We have some pieces to bring back, but outside of our special teams, who are some guys you really feel you could do something with?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #1541 on: August 03, 2016, 04:21:00 PM »
I mean, Ivory, Bradshaw, and Tackett didn't play terrible this past year. Do you see promise in them or anyone else?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1542 on: August 03, 2016, 04:23:33 PM »





Well Timothy Kim made it to the pro bowl this year, I also see Roy Lemke as a viable 3rd or 4th wide receiver. Outside of those two, perhaps one or two of our corners.
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« Reply #1543 on: August 03, 2016, 04:28:33 PM »
I figured we would end up with a big overhaul this year. I'm in talks right now to try to solidify some other positions. I may be sending a message to your office. I still haven't heard from Rudino yet.

We have a lot of things to work out so I'll let you get back to catching up on our team. Thank you for being willing to talk to me so often. I want to win more than anything else and I don't want to make the same mistakes I've made in the past.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1544 on: August 03, 2016, 04:42:58 PM »





This is Jim.... What's up GM Gooch?
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« Reply #1545 on: August 03, 2016, 04:50:20 PM »
Jim, I owe you an apology. I had to leave Missouri because of a family emergency, and after that was dealt with I had a lot of time to think.

I always tried to be a GM who cared about his players. I dropped the ball with you. I messed up. I signed you under the premise that you would be backing up a fantastic QB with some valuable experience. Upon your signing, I made said QB a coach and signed a rookie to play ahead of you. I told you I wanted to include you in various packages and I didn't keep my word. I told you we would come up with different packages that would include you on the field, and I didn't hold up to the end of that bargain either.

As I sat at home, I had the chance to realize my failures as a GM. I make knee jerk reactions, I listened to the wrong coaches, and I made ignorant decisions.

I tried to be a players GM and be a guy that people like, in my trying to do that I sacrificed different people's feelings and abilities. You are one of those. It's amazing what you can reflect on when you are sitting on your back porch sipping some sweet tea. You stayed a positive locker room leader, you kept a positive attitude and were a good example, even though I didn't hold any of my promises.

You showed up in shape. You showed up ready. You showed up to hold up your end of the bargain and I didn't.

I know that my reputation won't be rebuilt in a single conversation or in a single season, but I wanted to take a step in that direction by giving you my humble apology. You deserved better.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1546 on: August 03, 2016, 05:00:49 PM »





Well thanks.
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« Reply #1547 on: August 03, 2016, 05:08:35 PM »
I know it doesn't undo anything, but I felt you deserved an apology. Thanks for taking my call.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TEAM : ST. PAUL LYNX
« Reply #1548 on: August 03, 2016, 05:14:49 PM »





Ivory - 6,  Scott - 0, and Salisbury - 3.
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« Reply #1549 on: August 04, 2016, 11:29:45 AM »
Thank you, Elsa.

Will you get me in touch with Ms. Snow?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....