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Re: TEAM : LAS VEGAS SCORPIONS
« Reply #2300 on: September 05, 2018, 12:11:56 PM »
"What do you have to say about Katrina Kardashian's shocking news right in front of this very building?"
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« Reply #2301 on: September 05, 2018, 12:36:14 PM »
Very happy for the young lady. Children are great. They bring immense joy to the world in one of the purest forms. If they become part of the extended Scorpion's family we'll be happy to support them the same way we do everyone else, if not we'll wish them the best and good hope for the child's future.

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« Reply #2302 on: September 05, 2018, 12:44:52 PM »





Sir, the players are in a bit of a frenzy, all of them and their agents are now concerned about their financial futures if they are pegged as the baby daddy, what should we do?
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« Reply #2303 on: September 06, 2018, 10:59:31 AM »
Well - hmm. If I were GM Franchise we'd all be headed to the Maury Povich show but I just don't think that's necessary. If you could let Coach Saint know that I'm handling this to make sure we're focused on Long Beach and I'll leave the other preparations for him that'd be great. Let the agents/players know I'm working on it as well and that'll I have an update soon that'd be amazing. Then if you could get me Larry Wilkinson we can get to work.
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Larry, anything new this week. I'm interested in the publicist. She seems to be working her magic on this entire scenario over the past two weeks and I'm now staring at a team worried about "whodunnit?"

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« Reply #2304 on: September 06, 2018, 11:54:43 AM »





...I mean, you could just call players into the office and ask them when the last time they had unprotected sex with this woman was, but hey... I'm a direct kind of gal.. Patching the scary military guy through now, he's slow with video calls, bare with us.
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« Reply #2305 on: September 06, 2018, 11:56:06 AM »
 
 





She's a legitimate figure in the celebrity world, comes back clean outside of typical Hollywood sleazeball liberal thinking and agendas.. If I had my way, she'd disappear in the middle of the night, but hey, I don't drive that train.
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« Reply #2306 on: September 06, 2018, 11:58:17 AM »
Ok - anything else you guys got this week?

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« Reply #2307 on: September 06, 2018, 12:01:55 PM »





No.
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« Reply #2308 on: September 06, 2018, 12:10:46 PM »
Ok. Thanks Larry. Hey - if you guys ever want I can probably get some of our tech guys here to give you guys a tech skills boost. Just let me know.
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Demi, think you could do me a solid. See if you can put together a basket full of infant Scorpion' swag for me. After that, if you could see if I could get a meeting with the Kardashian publicist that'd be great.

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« Reply #2309 on: September 06, 2018, 12:14:26 PM »
 





She won't return my calls, but I'm working on the basket, its so cute!!! which player should we include for the jersey?
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« Reply #2310 on: September 06, 2018, 12:36:14 PM »
For now - let's go with a Corbett jersey. I trust our team and as far as I'm concerned they're not going to sleep with another teammates girlfriend, wife, whatever. I'm correct that they're still dating, yes?

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« Reply #2311 on: September 06, 2018, 12:48:05 PM »





I don't know sir, I still think you should just start asking the guys who are seeing with her at night what's going on..
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« Reply #2312 on: September 06, 2018, 12:59:17 PM »
Understood Demi, I've been trying to avoid prying into their personal lives. That's there business but I don't doubt that it's come to that ... I'm just procrastinating. Let's start with Michael Barclay and go from there.
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Michael, I'm too understand there's some concern in the locker room about this Katrina Kardashian pregnancy announcement. We've always had a great working relationship so I wanted to get your thoughts on it? What's going on with her and our team?

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« Reply #2313 on: September 06, 2018, 01:06:06 PM »





It's crazy man, someone knocked that hoe up, and it's time to pay the piper I guess!

Everyone done had at least a couple of turns with that nasty thang, but between you and me... and like for realzy, between you and me.

...I didn't actually bang that hoe bag.  She's prolly got like 9 diseases I ain't want!  We went out on the town, I bought her dinner and shit, got my face on TMZ and got that good publicity, then I called her ass an uber and sent her home low key.. I just didn't want the boys to think ya boy weren't gettin' any when everyone else was... but yeah, glad I didn't now, because my fat contract ain't goin to no hoe bag babby momma.
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« Reply #2314 on: September 06, 2018, 01:17:22 PM »
I understand completely Michael. It's all good. You're having a great year and I'm glad this isn't going to be a distraction going forward. I'll let you get back to practice.
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Shaq, wanted to touch base on this Kardashian melo-drama. It's brought a lot of attention to the team but I'm worried about you guys and this baby drama stuff. Talk to me? What's your thoughts on it? I know there's concern in the locker room.

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« Reply #2315 on: September 06, 2018, 01:29:04 PM »





Hell yeah there's concern boss man!  Half my check for 18 years?!  I'd have to play for 18 years just to live man!  That cuts my 8MM salary down to 4 before taxes, this is bananas! 

She was always like "no baby, I like it raw, give it to me til you...."  Man you know, but shiiiit, I assumed she was on the pill.  I'd have never busted up in that thing if I had known I'd end up in this pickle... shit. 

Hoping it isn't mine. UGH.


...but I'm confident it ain't, you know?  but still... shit.
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« Reply #2316 on: September 06, 2018, 01:36:27 PM »
Yeah - shit. That's probably what I'd be saying too. I empathize with you man. There's enough songs out there about this scenario coming to fruition. Let me keep working through this and we'll see what's up but I understand it's a lot on your plate.
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John, it's been an awesome season so far and you're a big part of that. I sleep better at night knowing we've got you on the outside lighting corners up in the passing game. What's your take on this Kardashian affair? I know there's worry in the locker room about who's the father of her kid.

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« Reply #2317 on: September 06, 2018, 01:38:37 PM »
 





Shit, we all got seeds in the field, you know?  Everyones hoe'd that row, or row'd that hoe?

...We talk about it all the time in the locker room, shit that's about all we talk about.  "who smashed Kardy this weekend?"  you know how we do.  These hoes ain't loyal bruh.
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« Reply #2318 on: September 06, 2018, 03:26:08 PM »
Understood. That's locker room talk but I'm also cognizant of the fact that there's some bravado involved in conversations like that. I know in my personal experience that there's been times that I may have exaggerated a little bit in that regard, pulled a "Michael Lane" as it were. Any chance that's applicable here?

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« Reply #2319 on: September 06, 2018, 04:04:52 PM »

 





...well yeah, between us, I never smashed it.. just had to make sure nobody thought I was a soft ass "gentle gentle" type.
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« Reply #2320 on: September 06, 2018, 04:11:04 PM »
Yeah - I hear you man. I can think of worse but yeah ... Thanks for coming to see me John.
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Joseph, how's it going. You've had an awesome year on the other boundary from Shane. I think we got a really good shot this year and you're a big part of that as long as we can keep our focus. This entire Kardashian drama - I heard that there's some worry in the locker room about what it all means and I'm trying to do my best to get to the bottom of this to try and get everyone's mind at ease. What's your thoughts on the matter?

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« Reply #2321 on: September 07, 2018, 02:59:09 AM »
 





I think it's a BS Maury Povich Publicity Stunt.
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« Reply #2322 on: September 07, 2018, 01:09:44 PM »
It very well might be. Is it safe to say if they pulled out the envelope with your name you'd not be the father?

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« Reply #2323 on: September 08, 2018, 11:55:04 AM »





Man, ain't no way that baby comes back with my DNA, Period.
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« Reply #2324 on: September 08, 2018, 02:35:24 PM »
That's good to hear. I'll let you get back to practice Joseph.
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Shane, helluva game last week. You've been a stud all season for us on the field. I wanted to talk about this Kardashian saga and how many studs we have on our team off the field. What's your feel on this entire deal?

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« Reply #2325 on: September 10, 2018, 01:57:18 AM »
 





Man, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, you know?  I'm slaying dozens of rats a month, I got a black book the size of your checkbook bro.
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« Reply #2326 on: September 10, 2018, 08:33:56 AM »
Veritable Pied Piper of Hamelin. Far be it from me to pry into your personal life but this Kardashian girl's pregnancy, between you and me, what are the odds the kids yours? From what I've gathered there could be any number of potential baby daddies but I also wonder whether there's some hype play here and some people are getting lumped in having been spotted out with her but never having slept with her or at least not hitting it raw.

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« Reply #2327 on: September 12, 2018, 08:28:45 PM »





Man, ain't nothing raw about this, I ain't even bussin' up in it, my game's strong.
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« Reply #2328 on: September 13, 2018, 09:08:14 AM »
Fair enough. Thanks for coming to see me.
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Steph, really good showing last week in Tulsa. We threw a bit more and you handled it with aplomb. Three weeks left and we're on a roll in no small part to what you guys are doing on offense. I'm hoping this Kardashian thing doesn't distract from that and so I wanted to get your take on it? I don't want this pregnancy thing to become blown out of proportion. You good on that front? I know you're a smart dude.

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« Reply #2329 on: September 14, 2018, 01:05:42 AM »





Cards on the table, I never slept with her.  Even though I kinda set up a date to look that way, I just didn't want to lose cred with the boys.
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« Reply #2330 on: September 14, 2018, 11:59:05 AM »
Understood. I get the feeling. The way we're rolling on the field we're looking like we've got a chance to be the kings of Sin City and you know that's going to be the good life from the top of the throne. Thanks for coming to see me Steph.
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David Nutt please Demi.
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David, wanted to see how you're adapting to life in the pro's. I've heard good things coming up from the practice field and you're taking advantage of opportunities on the field. I know earlier this year there was the incident and you wanted to handle it yourself and I've not heard anything since so I want to commend you for that. With this entire Kardashian deal on the pregnancy front I hadn't heard from you and so I wanted to touch base. I'm not sure if you've seen her or what not since that incident but if there's a chance your the father I wanted to let you know we can provide support or I can back right off again if you want to continue to handle your business, or good for you and your bank account - you're not the father.

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« Reply #2331 on: September 14, 2018, 10:13:45 PM »





Man.. let me be real with you? ...like don't tell a damn soul?
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« Reply #2332 on: September 15, 2018, 03:49:21 AM »
Won’t tell a soul.

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« Reply #2333 on: September 15, 2018, 07:01:55 AM »
L





I'm... I'm a virgin dog..  no joke.
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« Reply #2334 on: September 15, 2018, 11:32:48 PM »
Well - that's a good thing in this scenario. Honestly, I know it's a little weird having this discussion with another dude but don't sweat it. You left after you freshman year of University and have been super focused on making it big in the pro's. I'm not going to do the wait until marriage bullshit but it comes eventually. There's a ton of talk out there dude, in the locker room, on the internet about players and I'm telling you a lot of it's bullshit. It's a lot easier to talk the talk in this scenario than walk the walk. Take care David - putting in the good work and results will come on and off the field.
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Shaq, I know we had a quick talk about you being worried this Kardashian kid is yours. When you're saying your confident it's not your's - you weren't bullshitting me were you? Call it a gut feeling but as I've gone through this week and I've been thinking about this team and how cohesive we are as a unit that I don't feel like that kid could physically be yours. Is that the case?

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« Reply #2335 on: September 15, 2018, 11:45:29 PM »





What are you saying?
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« Reply #2336 on: September 16, 2018, 11:41:59 AM »
I'm just saying there's so much bravado around this scenario. People are looking at making a buck and getting the publicity and there name out there by being seen with this Kardashian girl. You told me you were sure it wasn't yours and I originally left it at that but thinking back I maybe should've pressed a bit more. How can you be sure it's not yours?

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« Reply #2337 on: September 16, 2018, 01:03:56 PM »
 





Well yeah... ...we didn't really smash man.. but c'mon, don't tell the boys, I don't wanna be the only one who didn't score.
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« Reply #2338 on: September 16, 2018, 01:16:33 PM »
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« Reply #2339 on: September 17, 2018, 08:10:46 PM »
1. Talk about this weeks performance from your team.
We took care of business. It was a complete team effort in all three phases of the game. We’ve set ourselves up so that we control our destiny going forward in so far as the division and the conference.

2. Talk about your team's news this week.
It’s been a recurring theme over the past couple of weeks. My answer does not change over time; our players are entitled to have a personal life. They are football players, yes, but first and foremost they are human beings and are entitled to enjoy their time away from the gridiron the same as everyone else does. Sure, there are rules that we hold everyone accountable too; that their activities do not jeopardize their ability to perform on the field and that they meet the acceptable standards of conduct we expect out of a contributing member of society. Beyond that they are free to do as they please.

3. Talk about at least two other news stories of interest.
I think Carmine Barone’s comments in Milwaukee carry truth to it – that’s a team that is growing together and has a number of exciting young players. The other thing I think of note, really amongst a multitude of the games this week, was veteran players stepping up to keep their teams playoff hopes alive. We’re all too familiar with Curt Robles but Gio Hill had a hell of a game too.

4. What do you have to do to win the game this week?
Play Scorpion’s football.

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« Reply #2340 on: September 17, 2018, 08:29:08 PM »





Boss, this baby isn't mine bro.. I've never even sexed that girl, I legit paid her to pretend to be my girl to help keep my name in the news, but what the actual... man this is crazy.
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« Reply #2341 on: September 17, 2018, 08:36:51 PM »
I know - I'm working on it Jarrett. It's been a crazy couple of weeks with all this stuff going on but I've been proud of how you and the rest of the team have handled your business while still pumping your Q-Score's up. Is there anything else you can add on this Kardashian saga - I know there's been a ton of smoke and mirrors involved but anything might be something at this point.


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« Reply #2342 on: September 17, 2018, 08:38:13 PM »





I mean, she told me she'd been out a few times with one of my teammates but I really didn't pay it much attention.. I guess when the tape drops we might know, but if its my face photoshopped on some other dude, man that isn't right dude.
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« Reply #2343 on: September 17, 2018, 08:47:38 PM »
I understand - that'd be dirty pool. I'm going to do some more leg work on it this week. I can't promise you anything Jarrett because too much of this is out of my control but I'm going to do everything possible to make sure shit doesn't happen here. That I can say. We'll chat soon.
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Larry, I can't say enough how much I appreciate all the work you've done on this Kardashian file for us. I just want to cross reference some of our information against your observations. You said there's been a number of players that have been out with Miss Kardashian - I've confirmed; Shelley, Corbett, Pitts, Nutt, Barclay, Carrier, Barkley, Mullins - is there anyone else on your list? It may have been a low-key occurrence given I don't believe this name has been reported and I think TMZ has been all over this. 

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« Reply #2344 on: September 17, 2018, 08:51:53 PM »





Well at first I thought that was it, but when I started going through our DOST's photos and logs, I realized the other guy she had been seen with a few times was actually a football player.  He didn't look like it, he's a skinny little fairy-kind of "guy" but when we did some extra digging we realized he was your Punter. 
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« Reply #2345 on: September 17, 2018, 09:06:30 PM »
Well - that's news to me then as well. Good to see Punters are people too. In some respects though I wish I could go a season without punter drama - between Keyser wanting to be a place kicker and now this. That's my problem though - not yours. Thanks a bunch Larry.
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With that in mind I was thinking of going with the #2's this week and playing fairly vanilla. Protect us against injury wherever possible and make sure our guys are 100%, or as close too, against San Antonio. What are your thoughts?

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« Reply #2346 on: September 17, 2018, 09:12:55 PM »
 
 





Which players would you want to sit?  I'm fine with anyone, its just that with the 40 man roster, we don't have a back up for every spot.
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« Reply #2347 on: September 17, 2018, 09:22:39 PM »
Shelley sits for Izzy
Smith and Kendrick at Tailback
Ponder/Saunders/Lovell as our 3 WR's
Marshall in for Mayo on the line.

I also think we put Beck in for Gordon regardless given his injury status. We'll need to spend a bit of time looking at what we're going to do to cover for Hickey being out as well.

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« Reply #2348 on: September 17, 2018, 09:33:38 PM »
 





That works for me.
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« Reply #2349 on: September 17, 2018, 09:38:02 PM »
Cool - on to the Hickey scenario. What do you think of Milligan. He's probably our best option in the secondary but could we get fancy with how athletic our linebackers are if we wanted? Is there enough speed where we could run a 4-2-5 Nickle with one of them playing strong safety and then go to a bear front when we're in base.