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HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:25:41 AM »


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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 04:00:02 AM »
The Alabama Nighthawks sign Steve Brigham to a 3 year contract for 3 million per season starting Season 5 to be their offensive coordinator.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 04:19:28 AM »
New Jersey Dragons sign Benson Stark to a 2 year contract for 5 million to be head coach.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 04:45:17 AM »
The Long Beach Mermen sign OC Harry Bryce to 2 years 2.5 Million.



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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 04:54:21 AM »
The Alabama Nighthawks sign Bill Crowder to a 1 year contract for 5.5 million starting Season 5 to be their defensive coordinator.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2014, 12:50:33 PM »
Orlando signs John McFadden to be head coach.

2 years, 5.5 million.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 01:35:56 PM »
Missouri signs Jimmy Eubanks to a 2 year, $8.25mm contract and spend $750k to send him to a football clinic to improve his football iq.


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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 02:20:30 PM »
DC Cobras have agreed to terms with Shaun Saint to become the next Head Coach with a 4 year, $6 million deal. With incentive of restructuring the deal upon making the postseason.



  

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2014, 02:26:36 PM »
Las Vegas Scorpions sign Travis Freese to a 3 year, 7 million deal as Head Coach.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 02:28:06 PM »
Missouri signs Jim Haas as Offensive Coordinator for 2 years and $5.5mm.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
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GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 02:44:38 PM »
Lincoln Pride sign Otis Freese as their Head Coach to a 2 year deal at $5 million.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 02:45:26 PM »
DC Cobras strike a deal with Daunte Blank as Offensive Coordinator for 4 years, $3 million.



  

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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2014, 02:53:41 PM »
Lincoln Pride sign Roman Beast as their Defensive Coordinator for two years at $3million.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2014, 03:48:32 PM »
Missouri signs Amos Carpenter to be Defensive Coordinator for 2 years and $4mm.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2014, 03:55:26 PM »
Oakland signs Vic LeBlanc to be HC for $5 million per season over 4 years.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2014, 04:02:06 PM »
DC Cobras sign Gary Farmer to a 4 year, $5 million deal to be Defensive Coordinator.



  

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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2014, 05:03:35 PM »
Lincoln Pride sign Anton Cobbs as their Offensive Coordinator in a three year deal worth $4million.
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2014, 05:09:01 PM »
Tombstone signs John Rudino - 3 years/$6.5 million


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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2014, 05:09:34 PM »

Tombstone signs John Rudino as Head Coach - 3 years/$6.5 million


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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2014, 06:19:27 PM »
The Alabama Nighthawks extend the contract of head coach Bo Action to a 3 year contract for 9 million per season starting Season 5.

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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2014, 08:12:48 PM »
Oakland signs Woodrow Bray as OC for 3 years, $3m per season.

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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2014, 08:21:06 PM »
St. Paul Lynx hire Jason Blitzer as defensive coordinator for 3yrs, 3m

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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2014, 10:18:35 PM »
Orlando signs Mississippi Slinger to be offensive coordinator.

2 years, 2 million.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2014, 10:40:33 PM »
Pearl Harbor signs Dre Louis to be their headcoach; 3 years for 5MM

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« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2014, 12:23:25 AM »
Tombstone signs Marion Ridley as Defensive Coordinator - 3 years/$3 million


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« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2014, 02:42:01 AM »
Long Beach Merman sign Atreyu Seau as DC for 4 years at 4.25 Million a season.



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« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2014, 02:44:38 AM »
St. Paul Lynx hire Brian Smith as head coach for 3yrs, 4.5m

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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2014, 02:53:53 AM »
St. Paul Lynx hire Brandon Reno as offensive coordinator for 1yr, 2m

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« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2014, 03:18:44 AM »
Tombstone hires Edison Mendoza as Offensive Coordinator - 3 years/$4 million.


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« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2014, 11:44:15 AM »
Oakland signs Daniel Peace as DC for 2 years, $2m.

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« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2014, 11:58:15 AM »
New Jersey Dragons sign Tony Sanchez as OC for 2 years, 3 million.

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« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2014, 11:49:34 AM »
New Jersey sign Joan Swope as DC for 2yrs, 2.5 mil.

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« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2014, 01:20:54 PM »
Pearl Harbor announces Nicholas Orozco as their offensive coordinator for 3 years at 3MM.
Pearl Harbor announces Tyson Holyfield as their defensive coordinator for 1 year at 1MM

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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2014, 03:53:00 PM »
Orlando signs Hooey Thought to be defensive coordinator.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2014, 04:40:31 PM »
Orlando gets:

RB Kenneth Benjamin

Oakland gets:
Orlando S5 1st Round Pick
Orlando S5 3rd Round Pick

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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2014, 06:03:44 PM »
Pearl Harbor Gets:
DC 4th
DC 5th
David Wilson (DE)

DC Gets:
Pearl Harbor 4th
Pearl Harbor 5th
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2014, 06:25:08 PM »
Pearl Harbor Gets:
Tombstone 2nd
Tombstone 4th

Tombstone Gets:
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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2014, 01:36:09 AM »
Las Vegas Scorpions use 1MM of PR money on private workout

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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2014, 03:52:00 PM »
St. Paul utilizes their $10m Scouting Budget (given by owner) in full.

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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2014, 04:43:12 PM »
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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2014, 08:49:46 PM »
Oakland signs OT George Britt for a six year deal worth $7mm per season.

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« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2014, 08:54:22 PM »
Missouri signs Martin Back to a contract of 5 years, 6.5MM and 2MM in PR.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
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GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2014, 09:08:36 PM »
Las Vegas gets:

Rd. 1 #3 pick
Rd. 5 #3 pick
Rd. 6 #3 pick
Rd. 7 #3 pick

Long Beach gets:

Rd. 1 #11 pick
Rd. 2 #11 pick
Rd. 4 #11 pick

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« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2014, 09:53:46 PM »
DC Cobras sign Brett Myers (WR) to a 5 year, $5 million, $1 million PR deal.



  

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« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2014, 10:03:17 PM »
Las Vegas Scorpions sign William Mayo (DT) to a 5 year, 6.5 mil deal with 1 mil of PR

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« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2014, 10:08:53 PM »
Lincoln Pride sign Hugh Ulrich (G) for 5 years @ $5.5MM.
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« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2014, 10:12:30 PM »
Tombstone Gets:
Matthew Alvarado
Gerry Schell
Pearl Harbor 3rd

Pearl Harbor Gets:
Tombstone 1st
Alabama 1st
Tomstone S6 1st

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« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2014, 10:38:58 PM »
Pearl Harbor signs James Taylor to a 5 year, 5.5MM deal

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« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2014, 10:56:36 PM »
St. Paul Lynx sign Jeffrey Harlow to a 4yr, $5.5m, 1M PR deal

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« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2014, 11:03:31 PM »
New Jersey Dragons sign Leroy Herron to a 4yr, $5m deal.