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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2018, 03:28:52 PM »

 





Well you see...


COACH UNEXPECTEDLY HURLS A LARGE FROZEN BLOCK OF ICE AT GM DAZZ, THE GM STRUGGLES TO CATCH IT DUE TO ITS COLD, HARD, AND SLIPPERY NATURE.. THE BLOCK FALLS AND SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR LEAVING WET DEBRIS EVERYWHERE. ...IN THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE THE DIFFICULTY OF HOLDING ONTO THE BALL WHEN IT IS A BIG FROZEN ICE CUBE...

...Mixon fumbled once, Johnson fumbled twice, Rizzo fumbled once, and then in the last seconds Whaley fumbled.. it was cold and tough to hang onto the ball, just part of the weather we've had to deal with this year.



  

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2018, 03:45:20 PM »
EVERYONE SMILES AND SHAKES HANDS TO CELEBRATE THEIR AWESOMENESS!
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2018, 11:05:26 PM »





Man you know we ready to bash them weak ass receivers they got out there, push em, shove em, punk them out like the little bitch boys they are!  Dickey ain't Dick!  Ralph Brown?  Man What can Brown do fo' me?  he can sit down and take his whoopin like a man!!!  Who else they got? Whoever else they got can get this right here!

HOLT GRABS HIS CROTCH AGGRESSIVELY

Yeah!  That's right, all this up in they face after I teabag them on a sick ass P.D!  I call them PUT DOWNS because that's what I do!  I PUT THEM DOWN!  like a Wrestler, yessir!  For that 3 count baby!  Jose Pruitt better be happy he wearin' that helmet, he better turn the coach's speakers up nice and loud so he can't hear me, or I'll be in his head like a freakin' brain eating parasite!! All up in them brains man!  FOR REAL!

DIG?!
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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2018, 12:08:58 AM »
A MAD MAN BURSTS INTO YOUR OFFICE, HE MAY BE A RELATIVE BUT NO ONE IS QUITE SURE.. HE SIMPLY SCREAMS T.C.F.Y!!!! OVER AND OVER, INSULTING YOU REPEATEDLY AND NONSENSICALLY UNTIL ANOTHER MAN STEPS INTO THE ROOM.

 
 





PUT YOUR HANDS UP, SCUMBAG!!!!!!




A BATTLE BREAKS OUT, SECURITY BOB JR SLAMS THE BELLIGERENT MAN ON THE FLOOR OVER AND OVER BEFORE DRAGGING HIM OFF AND THROWING HIM INTO A JAIL CELL, WHERE HE IS NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



  

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2018, 11:46:50 PM »





YOU LISTEN HERE YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH! 

YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE FIRING MY FATHER!  YOU'RE A SCUM BAG, A RAT TURD LICKING ASS-WAGON!  MY FATHER FLOATED ON A COOLER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN WHILE THE NORTH KOREANS WERE OUT THERE TRYING TO KILL HIM, AND THEN YOU FIRE HIM AFTER ONE YEAR?!  YOU ARE THE WORST, AND I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE NEW OWNER, JUST LIKE YOU GET BEAT BY THE LAST ONE!!!!



  

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2018, 02:24:24 AM »
I'll let you get situated

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Ms Watson can you get me newly retired Hector Houser









What's up?


The Atlanta Warriors release AC Kevin Corral and will pay the 1 mil remainder of his salary through S11



We have recently opened up a spot on our coaching staff for an AC. We have two dynamic WR's in Pitts and West and I believe you can push them to that next step and really work with our offense. I am offering you the job to be our AC for 3 years at 3 Mill per, interested?









HECTOR HOUSER WATCHES AS A DEJECTED KEVIN CORRAL EXITS THE FACILITY WITH A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX OF HIS OWN STUFF... HE LOOKS AT HECTOR, A TEAR IN HIS EYE.


Dude... Cold ass world... I'm out of here.  You're cold as the other side of the pillow, and man, I like it warm and fuzzy.   

Dueces, yo.
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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2018, 11:57:19 AM »

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2018, 11:09:21 PM »
REMEMBER: PLAYERS ON A FULLY GUARANTEED CONTRACT  CAN NOT BE TRADED AGAINST THEIR WILL.

Meaning, prior to trading a player on a guaranteed contract, you must speak to the agent and/or player to get them to waive the clause.


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Larry Herzog - 3 years at 4 Mil Per with 500k PR, fully guaranteed


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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2018, 11:51:55 PM »
Ms Watson can you get me Coach Kidwell please

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Mr Kidwell, I'm not sure if you have had time yet or are done assessing the current talent in this years draft, but from what you have looked at so far and from what is being spoken about among the coaches from the HIFL and college, would you be able to tell me, is this a deep draft and if not what positions are the thinnest, is this something you can tell me at this point?







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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2018, 08:57:12 PM »





You got a deal, just make sure everyone thinks I drove a hard bargain.
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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #60 on: October 11, 2018, 08:58:23 PM »
I'm glad you put that in there, because I legit LOL'd
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #61 on: October 12, 2018, 12:08:37 PM »






Absolutely!  I've been conditioning all my life for this!
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2018, 07:30:57 PM »






Hey Hey!!  Maaan you must be a fisherman out here landing all these Marlons!

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« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2018, 07:55:13 PM »


With the 24th pick in the 2nd round of the 2020 season 11 draft, the Alabama Nighthawks  select:

David Johnson, Offensive Guard - Oklahoma






So lets get something straight GM Puncho.  You might be a champ, but embarrassing me in front of my sister-cousin and my mother-aunt was not cool at all... my name is DAVIS Johnson, not David!  I ain't no pansy boy, I'm a MAN.
We dropped the ball on that one Davis and I am more than happy to apologize to your sister-cousin and mother-aunt personally and explain the situation. Family is very important to me so I can understand your frustration.

But we do have to discuss a contract. How about 3 years 2 million?







Nope.  gonna have to pony up for the mental damage you done did to me and my nephew-son.
AND you got a nephew-son? I thought I already felt terrible but I realize how much I dropped the ball. Letís make it 3 years 2.5 million
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2018, 02:26:45 PM »





I will celebrate a great deal before hibernation begins... Training Camp brings the warmth of summer, and that is when the Bear will emerge, HUNGRY, ANGRY, AND POWERFUL.

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Re: TOP HIFL MOMENTS
« Reply #65 on: October 28, 2018, 01:30:18 AM »
AS YOU ARE BERATED IN CHINESE, YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND AGREE TO THE TRADE WITH GM POWERS IN MICHIGAN... HEARING THE DEAL FIRST HAND, PANG TONG GOES APE SHIT, SCREAMING LOUDER IN EVEN MORE CHINESE, GRABBING YOUR OFFICE PHONE AND HURLING IT OUT OF THE OPEN WINDOW, DOWN TO THE BUSY HIGHWAY WHERE IT IS CRUSHED BY ELIAS IBRAHIMOVIC'S LIMO AS IT LEAVES, STILL SPEWING AUTOGRAPHED 100's FROM THE WINDOW AS IT DEPARTS.







NO! NO! NO!!! YOU NEVER MAKE BAD TRADES LIKE THIS!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!  NO NO NO!!!! GM POWERS IS NOT A FRIEND OF NEW JERSEY!

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« Reply #66 on: October 28, 2018, 01:35:16 AM »
ELIAS LEAVES, BUT NOT UNTIL HE TALKS WITH THE TEAM'S OWNER, WHERE HE DEMANDS HIS FULL S11 SALARY AND BONUS IN CASH.

IBRAHMIOVIC LEAVES THE TEAM FACILITY WITH A LARGE SANTA SACK OVER HIS SHOULDER, HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS FALLING FROM IT LIKE THE DANDRUFF IN HIS FORMER GM'S HAIR..  AS HE DEPARTS NEW JERSEY FOR THE FINAL TIME AS A MEMBER OF THE TEAM, HE HANDS OUT AUTOGRAPHED BILLS TO THE FANS, LEAVING HIS MARK ON THEM FOREVER.