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CHARACTERS OF THE HIFL UNIVERSE
« on: October 23, 2014, 01:39:29 PM »
Here will be a list of all notable characters in the HIFL Universe
« Last Edit: September 09, 2015, 09:27:52 PM by Talon »
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Re: CHARACTERS OF THE HIFL UNIVERSE
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2014, 02:56:02 PM »
HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE
Commissioner: Talon Wilkinson
Commissioners Assistant: Jennifer Baker

HIFL OWNERS


Mongo E. Woods - Alabama
Ping Pong Champion, and Former Alabama Football start turned owner after the retirement of his legendary father Bear Woods as owner/general manager.  Woods now has the reigns, but isn't the sharpest out there.


Pang Tong - New Jersey
CEO of Chinese Insurance Agency which originally insured the New Jersey Dragons organization before collecting the team as payment of the organization's debt at the start of Season 5.


Barbara Snow - St. Paul
Daughter of legendary Minnesota offensive lineman Viking Snow who founded the St. Paul Lynx after a hall of fame pro football career.  Former PR secretary for the team, now acting as the owner.


Hershell Kiss - Washington, DC
Chocolate Manufacturing Tycoon turned football owner, loves the sweet scores.


Matt Adores - Orlando
Legendary Pro Golfer who was exiled from the sport after nasty playboy lifestyle revealed on ESPN expose.  Rebuilding his image as a football owner.


Behr Danzer - Kansas City
"Native" American owner of the "Sky Bear Casino" in Jackson City, Missouri who has used his earning from the Casino to buy a football team and continue to bring in revenue for his tribe, moved the team to Kansas City in Season 8.


Knott Sting - Las Vegas
Rumored to be a former legendary professional wrestler who disappeared after owning the mob money, but in reality is the owner of the Stinger Casino and Resort in Las Vegas.


Timothy Meer and Putnam Whart - Lincoln
Duo of Lion Tamers who left the circus to begin raising Lions for Zoos.  Turned their profits into a football endeavor.


Koba Caeser - Oakland
Former Hip-Hop Hype Man and USC standout football player at Wide Receiver.  Invested his earnings from his one hit wonder single "Pound Yo Chest" into a football team to avoid blowing the money and going bankrupt.


Ace Profits - Cleveland
Real Estate Tycoon and Businessman who purchased the Pearl Harbor Predators franchise in 2016.


Big Al Crowley - Tombstone
Arizona bail bondsman with a reputation for getting physical.  A fan of fine moonshine and digging Coal.


Sir Arthur Curry - Long Beach
Former Army Ranger.  Out of the box thinker who left the Army to become a Hair Stylist and Football tycoon.


Aaron King - Music City
Rock and Roll Legend who is considered the King of Music City. Looking to build a dynasty.


Maximus Crowe - Atlanta
Former prize fighter who looks for tough football and tough players.


Lance Alloutte - San Antonio
French Native known for his empire built on the sales of Mid-eval Artifacts and Major Mid Eval LARP events.


Bobby Burns - Rapid City
Famed TV Show Host from "Burning Money"


Vanessa "Nessy" Waters
Fashion Designer and Hotel Heiress


Luke E. Charms - Tulsa
Cereal mogul and famous Twitter ranter


Arnold Reigns - Seattle
Former Action Movie hero turned Politician, turned Sports Owner in both NBL and HIFL


Willy Freeman - Miami
Cuban immigrant turned cigar shop owner who has become famous for his signature stogie.


HIFL SECRETARIES
Benjamin "Blue" Wallace - Alabama
An Tong - New Jersey
Elsa Frozen - St. Paul
Lolly Pops - DC
Darlene Abusah - Orlando
Shay Brown - Kansas City
Penelope Sting - Las Vegas
Kiara Kovu - Lincoln
Fine Dossey - Oakland
Ivanka Profits - Cleveland
Melissa Rosario - Tombstone
Ariel Mera - Long Beach
Princess Twang - Music City
Xenia Watson - Atlanta
Maggie Dame - San Antonio
Ashley Smolders - Rapid City
VACANT - Michigan
Juliana Charms - Tulsa
Starr Bucks - Seattle
Selina Wells - Miami
« Last Edit: February 14, 2017, 12:30:02 PM by Talon »
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Re: CHARACTERS OF THE HIFL UNIVERSE
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2014, 02:58:08 PM »
CURRENT HIFL AGENTS



Mike "Money" Maker is one of the power players in the agent business.  Mike prides himself on getting his client the most money possible and he's good at delivering the goods.  Mike is considered by many as the top agent in the industry.



Drew Leventhal is more calm than Mike Maker, but he is also more stern and will hold his ground when making contractual demands.  Drew is quickly becoming the top name in the industry behind "Money Maker" and some would even say his quality of clientele is enough to push him up to that same top tier in the business.



Jay C   is a hip-hop mogul turned agent, representing only the highest of celebrity names in the industry.  Jay C is not only looking for big money but also big promotion (PR).  While he speaks in rhymes most of the time, the man is a shrewd negotiator and would be considered one of the best in the business, if he wasn't so selective of his clientele.   



Deion Hester is a legend in the football world.  "Late Night" has a way with words and can convince his clients of just about anything, but he also knows the business enough to know when to compromise.  He's a players agent, through and through.



Scott Forrest is one of the toughest negotiators in the business.  He is known for his signature approach.  Play out your rookie deal and then test the open market and allow the market to set itself in Free Agency.  Forrest's clients will very rarely sign early or during the Exclusive Rights Period.  Be ready to bid on his boys.



Eli Harris Not one for the small talk, Eli Harris is known for his "one counter" style of negotiating.  When dealing with Mr. Harris bring your best offer early because he will allow one counter to his clients desires and if it is not up to par the conversation is over, there is no going back and accepting the previous offer, if you counter and fail, they walk away.



Bobby Shapiro Quirky and a bit over the top, Bobby Shapiro is a ladies man who spends as much time drooling over secretaries as he does working on contract negotiations.  He is quick to make enemies however, so be careful what you say to this boastful agent, it could get you on the black list...



Anthony Campanelli is New York's finest agent... Don't be a wiseguy with this paisan though or you might wake up with a horse head in your sheets... Fuggettaboutit!



David Ames is a former power agent who now spends his time hoping you will show his clients whatever money they deserve.  He's not a power player anymore, but he recognizes talent.  Do right by him and he'll do the same with you.



Steve Rosenhaus is a big name from South Florida.  Great friends with a lot of the old boys at "The U" in Miami, Rosenhaus is a smooth talker who is looking to take trouble players on and get them the deals they deserve.  He's all about making deals and getting his guys into the best positions to succeed and to have fun while doing it, baby.



James T. Crain   is the strangest agent the sports world has ever seen.  Hailing from Far Point, California he brings his Enterprise to the HIFL in hopes of beaming up the right talent and making a few new friends along the way.  He's odd, he's illogical, and he's likely to offend you, but remember... he is THE Con-tract Negotiator!



Amber Molina is a Texas based agent who is working hard to break into the boys club that is sports agency.  She is defensive of her minority status in the business and she is also quick to let a GM fall out of favor.  Keep her happy or she might just let you have a piece of her mind..


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Re: CHARACTERS OF THE HIFL UNIVERSE
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2015, 02:46:43 PM »

Security Bob - League-wide Security Officer (Deceased)


Security Carl - League-wide Security Officer 


The Janitor - Custodial Staff for the League


Benjamin Snyder - Top Player Attorney in the League


Lauren Phillips - HIFLPA Attorney


Michael Clayton - HIFL League Office Attorney


Ted The Lawyer - Not the Top Attorney in the League
« Last Edit: August 29, 2017, 07:27:12 PM by Talon »
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.