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ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« on: October 31, 2014, 03:03:30 PM »
  Once you have submitted your scouting list via PM, post here that you (and/or your team) are "at the combine".

Any team not "At the Combine" 3PM (eastern time) November 6th will miss out on the combine.


***Also, feel free to IC talk to other GM's at the combine, just for the fun of it, ya know?***
« Last Edit: November 01, 2014, 05:48:17 AM by Talon »
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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 04:12:10 PM »
At the combine.

...Seem to be the first one here, at that.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2014, 05:13:17 AM »
At the combine.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2014, 11:06:03 AM »
Where's the buffet?

At the combine, ya'll.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 11:31:56 AM »
GM CORBIN AND THE LINCOLN PRIDE STAFF ARRIVE

I heard there was going to be a Combine... So I brought some music...

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2014, 11:45:21 AM »
Im here...and I brought enough baby back ribs for all of us!

GOOCH LETS DOWN A GIANT FOOD HOLDER WITH WHAT HAS TO BE 30 RACKS OF SEASONED BABYBACK RIBS.
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GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
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GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
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GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 02:30:33 PM »
WATCHES IN AMUSEMENT AS ALL OF THE OFFENSIVE LINE PLAYERS GLANCE AT THEM...AND SAID STACK OF BABYBACK RIBS

They're probably going to want in on this action, haha.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2014, 02:56:17 PM »
WATCHES IN AMUSEMENT AS ALL OF THE OFFENSIVE LINE PLAYERS GLANCE AT THEM...AND SAID STACK OF BABYBACK RIBS

They're probably going to want in on this action, haha.

That is true, brochacho...but these are just for the GMs, for now, as we enjoy our time here. Got a real special dry rub that I apply to these, really seeps into the ribs...I'm telling ya, can't wait to dig in. Anyone bring anything else to eat? We can make a meal out of this. 

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Sorry boys. Get your work done to impress us and I'll be glad to share.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2014, 03:01:19 PM »
"Real special dry rub" is questionable.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2014, 03:17:46 PM »
"Real special dry rub" is questionable.

Nah, bruh, I'll go ahead and tell you. I mix fresh grown peppers, curry powder, and grape jelly, fresh onion, salt, pepper, and honey. blend it into a paste, leave it outside for a day in the sun, got a little moisture but mostly crust now, break it up into a soft powder and apply to ribs before I put 'em in my slow cooker. Lemme tell ya'. If you taste any ribs better, I want to know where.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2014, 05:00:18 PM »
They probably come from somewhere without grape jelly in the recipe. Surprised you didn't find room for Mountain Dew in there.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2014, 11:32:16 AM »
Wearing a DC Cobras windbreaker and ballcap, GM Jon makes his way into the combine. He notices a few of the leagues GMs gathered around eating ribs, but GM Jon instead walks over to the opposite end, takes a seat, and takes out a scratch pad and pen. A few media personal come over and greet him, but it's obvious that he is focused on evaluating the talent.



  

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2014, 02:51:36 PM »
GM APOLLO EXCUSES HIMSELF, RETURNING HIS GAZE OVER TO THE GUYS CURRENTLY RUNNING THE 40

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2014, 03:03:32 PM »
GM METRO and ASSISTANT GM MARVIN WATCH THE PROCEEDINGS CLOSELY. THEY WATCH GM JON POP A BONER AS THE FATTY'S CONTINUE RUNNING THE 40 ...

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2014, 03:48:23 PM »



Wipe your mouth, Jon.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2014, 04:39:36 PM »
GM Pancho arrives in a full Armani suit.  He stays away from the rest of the group after seeing that they are all white and his experience with GM TJ has left him jaded and alone.  He begins working on his iPad flipping between spreadsheets.  He notices non white GM Apollo and walks over to him to greet him.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2014, 04:41:12 PM »
Hey Panch. Not too much. Just a lot of the upcoming defensemen in the draft running the 40. A few interesting ones so far. How was the trip from Cali?

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2014, 04:42:35 PM »
GM Gravedigger arrives, having traded two of his picks before arriving. He looks around at the other GMs, takes a seat off to the side, and watches the players.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2014, 04:51:56 PM »
Buckson Gooch is sitting off to the side with a notepad, timer, and calculator in hand. He's got ribs on a makeshift table next to him.

Digger! Come on over here, big guy. I've got ribs. Let's talk, bud.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2014, 04:58:02 PM »
Gravedigger walks over to Gooch, nods his head, and takes a bite of Gooch's prized ribs, and makes a grunt sound afterward...

Not bad.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2014, 05:14:20 PM »
Hey Panch. Not too much. Just a lot of the upcoming defensemen in the draft running the 40. A few interesting ones so far. How was the trip from Cali?

Good thing looking to improve the defense I inherited.  Trip wasn't too bad.  How's Las Vegas working out for you?  Are the rumors true ... is your owner ... you know?



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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2014, 05:24:06 PM »
Good thing looking to improve the defense I inherited.  Trip wasn't too bad.  How's Las Vegas working out for you?  Are the rumors true ... is your owner ... you know?

People confuse him for the Stinger, but he ain't quite the guy. Taller, actually. And that's saying something. Vegas is interesting - we're looking to shore up the defense considerably, given how Alabama handled us at the Impact Bowl last season.

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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2014, 05:34:21 PM »
People confuse him for the Stinger, but he ain't quite the guy. Taller, actually. And that's saying something. Vegas is interesting - we're looking to shore up the defense considerably, given how Alabama handled us at the Impact Bowl last season.

Damn. Guess that means I lost the bet.  "Us" Senor Apollo?  I see you and Las Vegas have bonded well then.  You wouldn't foolishly want to trade your draft picks would you?



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« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2014, 05:43:57 PM »
Damn. Guess that means I lost the bet.  "Us" Senor Apollo?  I see you and Las Vegas have bonded well then.  You wouldn't foolishly want to trade your draft picks would you?

They've been my team since the inception of the league. Them and the Aces over on the FBL side of things.

As for the draft picks...I know the rumor mill's a little crazy right now, but there wouldn't be anything foolish done in regards to those. I have my eyes on certain kids over there. Wouldn't wanna risk that unless it's for the right price.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2014, 07:08:59 PM »
With her personal assistant and friend Paxar Vega in tow GM Reya arrives, notices the different groups of other GMs and acknowledges them politely before they both take a seat to watch the proceedings.

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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2014, 07:35:11 PM »
GM POWERS WATCHES GM SERRA ARRIVE. HE NODS TO A MUSTACHED MAN ACROSS THE ROOM, WHO SUDDENLY DARTS IN FRONT OF REYA. HE DROPS HIS ROBE TO REVEAL A PICTURE OF REYA AIRBRUSHED ON HIS CROTCH.


THE MAN RUNS AWAY, SECURITY CHASING. "BEST MONEY I EVER SPENT" GM POWERS THINKS TO HIMSELF, WATCHING GM SERRA TURN MULTIPLE SHADES OF RED.


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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2014, 09:49:01 PM »
At the combine.

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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2014, 10:03:19 PM »

Paxar tends to the embarrassed Reya for a few moments, calming her down a bit before turning to the rest of the GMs fuming with anger.

I don't know which one of you had the bright idea to put 'Magic' Mike Delight up to that stunt just now, probably Failchise or Mike "Man I Really Really Need To Get Laid" Powers, but laugh it up now boys because you won't be laughing as we stomp on each and every one of you on our way back to the Impact Bowl...and when we win it?  Reya and I will be the ones laughing.

Paxar then grabs Reya by the hand, whispering to her for a few moments before they decide it would be better for them to view the rest of the combine from the private and secured Alabama box suite rather than down on the field with the boys club.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2014, 10:15:38 PM »
...They're surprisingly even cockier in public than they were in their in-ring careers...sheesh.

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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2014, 10:19:38 PM »
Makes a note of the players' reactions to GM Reya shutting down and allowing her assistant to have a very public rant and anyone and everyone. Quietly wonders if this display of weakness from the Alabama GM is a sign of things to come from her team.

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« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2014, 10:48:52 PM »
GM Pancho looks around at his fellow male GM's laugh it up.  Some are boastful more than others.  He hears the words escape from GM Apollo's mouth and simply shakes his head.  He quietly leaves the field of play and makes his way up to the Alabama box suit.  He is stopped by Alabama security but passes along his wish to speak with GM Serra and his assistant



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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2014, 11:13:10 PM »

One of the security men steps into the suite and informs the ladies of Pancho's desire to speak with Reya.  A few moments later the security man returns to the door, followed by Paxar behind him.

Look Pancho I could guess that you were the one that pulled that stunt down there, that you're up here now wanting to do something even more disgusting like throw a bag of pee at one of us like you're playing a my huevos are bigger than yours game with the other GMs, or that you just want to see Reya's...how did you put it...milk jugs...up close and personal but I'm not going to just jump to conclusions and have these guys throw you out.  State your business.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2014, 11:23:57 PM »
ELSEWHERE IN THE SCOUTING COMBINE, A MASTER OF FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL ARRIVES....DRUNK

HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE! WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2014, 11:28:11 PM »
GM POWERS WALKS OVER TO GM TJ. HE HANDS HIM A BANANA, A RIKISHI USO BOBBLEHEAD, AND WRAPS A SCARF AROUND HIS NECK. HE THEN WALKS AWAY, AND TURNS TO WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.


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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2014, 11:42:21 PM »
...You're a terrible human being, Mike.

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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2014, 11:44:52 PM »
RIKISHI!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY BRUDA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

GM TJ LOOKS AT THE BANANA

A BANANANANANA?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIKISHI, YOU BRING PINAPPLES OR PINA COLADAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE FINE PEOPLES WHO ARE ALSO, ahem, "GMs" NEED TO INDULGE IN SOME PINA COLADAS!!!!

YOU THERE!!! POOL BOY DIGGER!!!

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YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!


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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2014, 11:52:06 PM »
...

Literally the worst.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2014, 11:54:02 PM »
Apollo....had I handed him another drink, THEN I'd be the worst. I just made him a prop comic.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2014, 11:57:54 PM »
Only people who are in their late thirties.

Enjoy the rest of your combine, Mike.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2014, 12:10:15 AM »


SECURITY BOB CHASES THE STREAKER AROUND THE MIAMI INDOOR ARENA
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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2014, 12:11:38 AM »
AHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT STREAKER!!!!! LOOK AT THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT BOB!!! HE COULDN'T STOP ME!!! I'D RUN HIM SKINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2014, 12:13:12 AM »
HAVING SEEN MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THE RADICAL WHITE VIRGIN OF PENNSYLVANIA, AS WELL AS THE ACTION ON THE FIELD, GM METRO AND ASSISTANT GM MARVIN LEAVE THE COMBINE, BIDDING FAREWELL TO COMMISSIONER WILKINSON ON THEIR WAY OUT.

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« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2014, 12:24:59 AM »
Leaves, not particularly impressed with anything he's seen during the strange, wasted day.

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« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2014, 12:49:50 AM »
Hands the last of his ban over to a particularly hungry lineman. Buck pats him on the back and gives a motivational quote to him. He gathers his notes and the like and slides them, the stop watch, and the calculator in his overalls. He gives Digger a handshake. Brings some water to TJ and exchanges pleasantries with the commish.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2014, 12:53:19 AM »
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2014, 12:53:48 AM »
WHEEEEERRRRREEEE ARE YOU GUYS GOING!!!! WE STILL GOT INDIVIUAL DRILLS!!!! CONE DRILLS!!!!!! DEEP ROUTES!!!!! HAND TO HAND COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2014, 12:55:15 AM »
I'm not going anywhere.

Not my fault some of these folks are less than stellar at scouting talent.

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2014, 12:59:35 AM »
Oh...don't forget bunting practice

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2014, 01:01:32 AM »
Buck sends Talon a text from the parking garage...*had a great time today. Saw what I needed to. Feeling good about my picks. Thanks for all your hard work. Make sure TJ is okay. Big fellas drinking worries me.*
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2014, 01:03:14 AM »
GM TJ PLAYS WITH THE RIKISHI USO BOBBLEHEAD, MIRRORING THE BOBBLING OF THE FIGURE UNTIL GM APOLLO MENTIONS BUNT PRACTICE



BUNTS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RIKISHI! I TOLD YOU'D BE A DH I PROMISED! YOU DONT EVER HAVE TO FIELD BUNTS AGAIN!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS HAPPENING AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

GM TJ GETS INTO THE FETAL POSITION, HOLDING THE BOBBLEHEAD CLOSE AND SUCKING DOWN PINA COLADAS