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2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« on: May 21, 2015, 04:59:46 PM »
Once you fax your check to the league office, you may post here in the Scouting Combine, in character.


Consider this like the "Winter meetings" in baseball.  GM's come together to talk trades, business, and the future of their organization.
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2015, 05:43:35 PM »
COMBINE NEWS

- Bruce Wilkinson announces he will not participate in drills at the combine, elects only to interview.

- Marcus Mariota announces he will compete in all drills.

- Nebraska RB Christopher Johnson says he will set combine 40 yard dash record.

- DGB says calf strain will limit him in work outs, eyes pro day for complete workout.
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2015, 12:39:37 AM »
THE COMBINE IS OPEN!
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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2015, 12:45:25 AM »
GM JON IS THE FIRST GM TO ARRIVE, HE GRABS A SEAT ON THE BLEACHERS, FRONT ROW OF COURSE.  HE EAGERLY AWAITS SOME OF THE EVENTS TO START, WHILE KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR OTHER GM'S.



  

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2015, 01:07:16 AM »
GM KIRK ARRIVES AT THE COMBINE WITH A NOTEBOOK AND SCOUT REPORTS TUCKED UNDER HIS ARM. HE NODS TO GM JON BEFORE TAKING A SEAT TO WATCH THE ACTION. HE TAKES A CAREFUL LOOK AT HOW EVERYONE IS COPING WITH THE BUILDUP TO THE MAIN EVENTS.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2015, 10:27:51 AM »
GM FRANCHISE STROLLS IN WEARING SOME NICE SHADES AND CASUALLY HEADS TOWARD THE BAR. HE NODS AT HIS FELLOW GMS BEFORE ORDERING A BUD LIGHT. HE THEN SITS DOWN AND STARTS DRINKING WHILE GETTING READY FOR THE UPCOMING EVENTS.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2015, 10:35:39 AM »
THE OAKLAND SILVERBACKS STAFF, GM TJ INCLUDED, COMES DOWN FROM THE CONCOURSE AREA WITH MULTIPLE BOOKLETS OF SCOUTING INFO. GM TJ ACKNOWLEDGES THE OTHER GMS AND PAYS ATTENTION TO THE COMBINE, THE FAR CRY FROM THE COMBINE LAST YEAR

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2015, 10:41:43 AM »
GM FRANCHISE GETS OUT HIS IPOD AND STARTS LISTENING TO MUSIC.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2015, 11:52:08 AM »
AFTER REALIZING HE HAD NOT PAID FOR ATTENDANCE YET TO THE COMBINE, GM FRANCHISE IS REMOVED FROM THE BUILDING BY SECURITY
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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2015, 11:56:02 AM »
THE CHECK CLEARS AND GM FRANCHISE IS ALLOWED TO STAY, SANS THE BUD LIGHT.
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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2015, 12:08:20 PM »
GM JON WATCHES THE FESTIVITIES THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO SURROUND GM FRANCHISE AND JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD BEFORE CARRYING ON.



  

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2015, 12:34:14 PM »
GM Pancho arrives in his usual Armani suit. He notices the other GMs and throws a peace sign their way to acknowledge them.  He sees GM Kirk though and makes his way toward him

"hey workout back to me about your nose and I just wanted to say thank you it was very kind of you. One play one bounce in another direction and it could have easily been me sending you that note."

"Saw the May news. That had to have been rough."

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2015, 12:35:42 PM »
"Wow am i tongue tied today. I meant word got back to me about your note. Wife and I had a late night."

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2015, 12:56:18 PM »
GOOCH WALKS IN WITH HIS STAFF...LOOKING VERY UNGOOCH LIKE. MICE BLACK SUIT, WHITE SHIRT AND BRIGHT RED TIE. HE HAS A BROWN LEATHER EUROPEAN HANDBAG OVER HIS SHOULDER WHICH HE OPENS PROMPTLY AND PULLS OUT A TABLET. HIS BEARD IS WELL KEPT AND HIS HAIR DOESNT HAVE BUGS IN IT...NO BBQ STAINS IN SIGHT. HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE SMELLS NICE! GOOCH SITS ON SOME EMPTY BLEACHERS AND GETS HIS SCOUTING REPORTS OUT AND HIS STAFF GETS ORGANIZED FOR THE EVENT. HE SMILES AT THE PUZZLED GMS THAT ARENT WRAPPED UP IN PREPARATION...WAIT...WHERE IS THE TOOTH GAP? DID GOOCH GET VENEERS?

Time to overhaul guys. Let's make this draft be a turning point for us!
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2015, 01:26:43 PM »
GM METRO LOOKS ON FROM THE SKYBOX. HE HAS ARRIVED AT THE COMBINE!!!

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2015, 02:19:22 PM »
GM FRANCHISE YAWNS AND STARTS WATCHING RERUNS OF PARTY DOWN SOUTH ON THE CMT APP ON HIS PHONE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN WHAT THE OTHER GMS ARE DOING

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2015, 02:38:41 PM »
GM GOOCH'S JAW DROPS FROM SOMETHING HE SAW IN A NEGLECTED DRILL. HE LOOKS AROUND AND WONDERS IF ANY OTHER GM SAW IT.

That is something special right there. I wonder if anyone else saw that!

GOOCH JOTS DOWN SOME NOTES PN HIS TABLET.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2015, 03:12:07 PM »
So anyone want to admit to being the mastermind behind last years combine ... event?

But Gooch looking snazzy in that suit. But you got to get it tailored. Once you go custom you'll never go back

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2015, 03:16:52 PM »
COMMISSIONER WILKINSON PATROLS THE FLOOR WITH HIS STAFF OF PUNISHMENT WIELDING WOMEN.  HE SMILES AND MEETS WITH SEVERAL OF THE ROOKIE COMBINE PLAYERS AS THEY PREP FOR THEIR POSITION DRILLS.
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2015, 03:18:09 PM »
Hey Pancho. You are right, this feels amazing...like powerful. Oh yeah, Congratulations on the Iron Bowl. You really put a great team together and finished strong with a fever pitch. Couldn't ask for anything better when things line up so good.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2015, 03:32:44 PM »
Thanks Gooch but I'm sure you'll all need iron stomachs to deal with me if I repeat. We really got to talk this Oliver thing out though. We keep coming at it from different directions.

GM Pancho notices the commissioner now entering the combine and makes it a point to introduce himself. He is slightly neevous though arouns the punishing wielding women.

Mr. Wilkinson truly a pleasure to speak with you without any issues in the way. You must feel splendid after the first season we've had and with us expanding while other leagues are contracting well i guess your investment paid off.


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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2015, 03:37:51 PM »





  Yes, it definitely is nice to see all the GM's here and it not be for disciplinary reasons, hopefully we keep it that way.  I figured after last years incident with GM Reya I needed to be here in person to see if any antics are to take place once again...

I hear your Championship rings have all been minted and are at the league office anxiously awaiting your season opening game.  Looking forward to seeing how Long Beach celebrates the banner and ring festivities, how much PR are you thinking of putting into it?

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2015, 03:42:01 PM »
Hey Mr. Wilkinson! Have you seen these kids? Looks like a good crop of talent this year.

Yessir, Pancho, I would like for us to hammer out some details for Mr. Oliver's services. How far off was I on my last offer?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2015, 03:46:17 PM »
Hearing word that Oliver is on the block, GM "Trader" Metro enters the fray.

We'd be interested in his services as well.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2015, 03:55:50 PM »
A CAB PULLS UP IN FRONT OF THE COMBINE AND EDDIE REALIZES HE HAS LEFT HIS WALLET BACK AT THE OFFICE. HE LOOKS AROUND AND FINALLY TELLS THE CAB DRIVER OF WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED. HE ASK THE CAB DRIVER IF HE COULD LET HIM GO. EDDIE JOTS DOWN SOME INFO AND GIVES IT TO THE DRIVER THEN THEY SHAKE HANDS. THE CAB LEAVES AS EDDIE TURNS AND REALIZES HE IS ONE OF THE LAST TO ARRIVE. HE OPENS HIS SATCHEL TO MAKE SURE HE HAS EVERYTHING IN PLACE BUT REALIZED HE LEFT HIS SNICKERS BAR IN THE CAB. HE RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND ENTERS THE COMBINE. HE LOOKS AROUND AS SEE'S COACHES EVERYWHERE. HE THROWS A WINK AT GOOCH AND HEADS TO FURTHEST PART OF THE ARENA TO SIT ALONE)

(HE TEXT HIS COACHES,)

I HAVE ARRIVED PLEASE SEND ME THOSE NAMES IF YOU HAVE THEM. THIS IS OUR TIME GENTLEMEN. LET'S PUT ORLANDO BACK ON THE MAP
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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2015, 03:57:45 PM »
GM TJ GETS UP FROM HIS SEAT A COUPLE ROWS ABOVE THE REST AND HEADS DOWN TO THE GROUP.

Mr. Commissioner, I just wanted to say thank you for allow Oakland to hire me and give me a second chance at my career. And I also wanted to apologize for embarrassing the league both privately in GM interviews last year and publicly at the combine last year.

I also wanted to publicly apologize to the champion, GM Pancho, for my hurtful words last year during the interviews, I was wrong to say them in any state of mind. I want to apologize for my actions up-to the scouting combine last year to all my fellow GMs, today marks my first year sober, and to all you guys, I'm sorry that I was an embarrassment to the league before I sobered up.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2015, 04:18:49 PM »
GM GRAVEDIGGER ENTERS THE FACILITY, CASUALLY DRESSED IN A KNIGHTS SWEATSUIT. HE IS CARRYING A LAPTOP WITH HIM TO CONTINUE WORK ON THE EXPANSION DRAFT, AND NODS AT FELLOW GMS BEFORE SITTING IN A QUIET AREA SO HE CAN GET HIS LAPTOP POWERED UP TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE KNIGHTS COACHING STAFF, WHO ARE DILLIGENTLY WORKING ON THE EXPANSION DRAFT AT THE KNIGHTS' FACILITY.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2015, 04:36:43 PM »
GM FRANCHISE LOOKS AROUND AND NOTICES GM REYA IS NOT AROUND. AT THIS POINT HE WONDERS IF SHE IS SLEEPING WITH SOME OF PLAYERS...

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2015, 04:40:15 PM »





GM TJ, despite your early departure from the playoffs, your story is a success, and shows that people are more than their worst moments.  We are proud to have you in the league.
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2015, 04:49:32 PM »
GOOCH WALKS OVER TO TJ AND EXTENDS HIS HAND

Good to see you, old friend. I'm very proud of you in Your efforts to clean up your lifestyle. I'm glad you are back in the league and seeing success.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2015, 04:57:59 PM »
GM FRANCHISE WAVES AT COMMISSIONER WILKINSON AND HIS PUNISHMENT WIELDING WOMEN

Hello ya'll. Please don't punish me...just kidding. Have fun at the combine, peeps. Same goes for you other GMs too.

HE MOTIONS TO THE OTHER GMS

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2015, 05:12:56 PM »
GOOCH SMILES AT FRANCHISE AND WAVES
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2015, 05:14:15 PM »
GM JON WONDERS WHAT AGENDA THE OTHER GMS HAVE WHEN THEY COME TO THE COMBINE. GM JON NODS A GREETING TOWARDS COMMISSIONER WILKINSON AND THEN CONTINUES TO WATCH THE ACTIVITY ON THE FIELD, JOTTING A FEW NOTES DOWN IN THE PROCESS.



  

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2015, 05:17:35 PM »
FRANCHISE WAVES BACK AT GOOCH WHILE PAUSING "STILL" BY GETO BOYS ON HIS IPOD

Hey yo, homie. How's it going?

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2015, 05:29:05 PM »
Things are going, great man. Lot of talented young men here today. I know you are excited about your two picks. I caught some stuff earlier you may not have caught. You know I will share if you like.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2015, 05:33:29 PM »
GM FRANCHISE POINTS TO GM JON TAKING NOTES ABOUT WHAT THE OTHER GMS ARE DOING

Not too loud. There's snakes in the hen house.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2015, 06:13:20 PM »





  Yes, it definitely is nice to see all the GM's here and it not be for disciplinary reasons, hopefully we keep it that way.  I figured after last years incident with GM Reya I needed to be here in person to see if any antics are to take place once again...

I hear your Championship rings have all been minted and are at the league office anxiously awaiting your season opening game.  Looking forward to seeing how Long Beach celebrates the banner and ring festivities, how much PR are you thinking of putting into it?


Havent quite hammered the numbers out but you know me I love a good celebration. I wonder if GM Jon would like to foot my bill again. He truly is a generous man.

Just wanted to touch base with you sir I'm sure this combine will indeed produce some great talent. Its a shame Bruce Wilkinson won't be running the drills but i still do plan on interviewing him.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2015, 06:16:15 PM »





Yes, it's a shame he isn't working out but boys will be boys I guess.  Hopefully he doesn't fall too far behind, but if he does he only has himself to blame.
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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2015, 06:55:21 PM »
Quietly, GM Evans slinks up behind the bleachers in gym shorts and a black hoody, with the hood pulled far over his head. He has a pencil behind his ear and sets a small notebook on one of the benches before directing his attention to the field.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2015, 07:01:39 PM »
WITHOUT MUCH FANFARE AND AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE, THAT GM STRIKE GUY MAKES HIS WAY INTO THE COMBINE, FINDING A NON-OCCUPIED SPOT FOR THE TIME BEING AND TAKING A SEAT. HE SLIPS INTO A PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND BRINGS OUT A TABLET AND A STYLUS PEN, HIS EYES FOCUSING ON THE FIELD AND THE COMBINE EVENTS FOR THE TIME BEING.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2015, 07:07:32 PM »
Good day to you sir.

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Okay boys i explain my philosophy this way. There's two kinds of offers. Guys I'mlooking to trade and guys in ok with trading. A guy im ok with ... well his offer has to be enough to not only match his price but enough to convince me to make him a guy i want to trade.

Gooch your offers have been fair and if it was a guy i was looking to trade wed be copacetic. But hes not so were not. What you boys have in mind?

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2015, 07:11:26 PM »
Pancho, I understand. He's a part that is valuable, but you understand my plight to want him. I'll improve my offer. How does my S6 4th rounder and S7 2nd rounder sound?
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2015, 08:27:32 PM »
HAVING FINISHED SETS OF NOTES ON HIS STYLUS AND CONFERRING WITH HIS COACHING STAFF, THAT GM STRIKE GUY SLIPS OUT OF THE HEADPHONES AND MAKES HIS WAY DOWN FROM THE STANDS, DECIDING THAT MINGLING WITH THE GENERAL MANAGERS OF PRESENT DAY WHO HE HAS PROBABLY MOCKED OR LAUGHED AT IN SOME WAY, SHAPE OR FORM EITHER IN PUBLIC DURING A PODCAST OR INSIDE OF HIS OWN HEAD WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

Gentlemen. How's your combines been so far?

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2015, 08:46:06 PM »
GM Metro looks at GM Pancho and GM Gooch.

"Man Gooch, guy needs to repeat. Has to get some talent this year. Michael Wood, Richard Collins and Tombstone's 4 this year for him and Long Beach's 6. Plus I might let your PR lady have a look at my I-Pad once or twice ..."

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2015, 10:03:12 PM »
GM POWERS ARRIVES AT THE COMBINE, AND BEGINS TAKING NOTES ON THE DRILLS CURRENTLY BEING RUN ON THE FIELD.


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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2015, 10:35:27 PM »
Thank you Mr. Commissioner. Oh, Mike, I forgive you for your immature actions last year at the combine that resulted in me getting thrown out of the combine, it ultimately led me to going to rehab and becoming a better person. So thank you for being a complete jerk to someone who was clearly in need of some help.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2015, 10:38:35 PM »
GM POWERS LOOKS UP THINKING SOMEONE WAS SPEAKING TO HIM.  SEEING NOBODY AROUND, HE GOES BACK TO WATCHING THE ACTION.


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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2015, 01:15:34 AM »
GM GATES ENTERS THE FACILITY WITH A LAPTOP BAG OVER HIS SHOULDER AND TIPS HIS HAT TO COMMISSIONER WILKINSON AND THE REST OF THE GMS. HE TAKES A SEAT A LITTLE WAYS AWAY FROM THE GROUP, WATCHING THE GOINGS-ON DOWN ON THE FIELD.

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #48 on: June 07, 2015, 02:54:24 PM »
GM FRANCHISE LOOKS OVER AT WHAT IS GOING ON. HE THEN DECIDES IT'S TIME TO GO EXPLORING THE COMBINE AND WANDERS OFF

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Re: 2015 HIFL ROOKIE SCOUTING COMBINE
« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2015, 03:09:50 PM »
40 TIME RESULTS [TOP 10]

1. Christopher Johnson 4.27
2. Erik Pitts 4.33
3. Jeremy Martin 4.39
4. Juan Kirk 4.41
5. Hector Lopez 4.5
6. Charles Arnold 4.5
7. Dorial Green-Beckham 4.55
8. Greg Coffman 4.57
9. Sam Crawford 4.57
10. Ralph Brown 4.59


BENCH PRESS RESULTS [TOP 10]

1. Darren Glaze 44 Reps
2. Makai Si'Lo'Ha 43 Reps
3. Jose Swafford 43 Reps
4. Philip Sanderson 38 Reps
5. Vernon Carballo 33 Reps
6. Noah Rose 30 Reps
7. Carl Beal 29 Reps
8. Joe Johnson 27 Reps
9. Wayne Wampler 25 Reps
10. Henry Bruns 25 Reps
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GM Kirk [21|May 12:29 AM]:   When trade fever hits, math is the first casualty.