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2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« on: December 11, 2015, 10:06:20 PM »
...Check in, talk with your fellow GM's.... think of it like the MLB Winter meetings... make deals, talk some smack... do your thing!  ITS THE COMBINE!

In order to check into this thread you must post you $2MM in the League Office to fly yourself and your staff to the event.
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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 10:27:13 PM »
GM Pancho finds himself first to attend the combine.  He introduces himself to the staff and security and walks the field watching the different events take place.

He takes special close attention to the 40 yard dash times.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 10:29:54 PM »
GM Justin makes his way into the combine. He makes small talk with a few people and notices a familiar face in GM Pancho. He walKS over and takes a seat beside Pancho and watches the 40 yard dash participants.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 10:34:51 PM »
GM POWERS ARRIVES WITH HIS STAFF, SURVEYING THE FIELD.  SPOTTING RIVAL GM'S NEARBY, HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THEM, OFFERING A HANDSHAKE

Pancho, Justin.  Nice to see you both.


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2015, 10:36:11 PM »
GM Powers, welcome. Congrats on the great season and good luck in the draft.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2015, 10:39:53 PM »
Mr. Powers.  A pleasure.

Scouting QB I'm assuming?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2015, 10:45:08 PM »
Thank you Justin, best of luck to you as well.

Pancho, that is a possibility, but not a guarantee.  I have a few positions of need, as I'm sure we all do.  How are things in Alabama?  You finally get those stains out of former GM Reya's chair?


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2015, 10:46:25 PM »
Either one of you got a first round pick you want to trade me?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2015, 10:49:44 PM »
GM Gravedigger enters the combine, carrying a notepad and pencil. He approaches the GM group that has formed, and nods his head at the group.

Good evening, gentlemen. How are things?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2015, 10:50:49 PM »
All is well Digger...so long as you don't steal my guy with that first pick of yours.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2015, 10:51:05 PM »
1st round!?!  I don't have a pick until the 5th!

Digger, nice to see you.


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2015, 10:53:25 PM »
Nice to see you as well, Mike. Great job in Tombstone this year. You got my vote for GM of the Year in the initial vote.... Can't believe you weren't a finalist.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2015, 10:54:18 PM »
Shame.  I thought QB was the only position holding you back.  Clearly QB's are the reason why I am or am not successful.

As for Alabama. I'm getting used to it.  Being a Mexican liberal and living in the south is taking some adjustments but everything has its pluses.  Food is damn good though I can't seem to find a taqueria.  Might be a future business opportunity.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2015, 10:59:17 PM »
Nice to see you as well, Mike. Great job in Tombstone this year. You got my vote for GM of the Year in the initial vote.... Can't believe you weren't a finalist.

Well thank you Digger, that is very nice to hear.  Between you and me, I voted for GM Gates through and through.  They guy put together one hell of an expansion team.


Shame.  I thought QB was the only position holding you back.  Clearly QB's are the reason why I am or am not successful.

As for Alabama. I'm getting used to it.  Being a Mexican liberal and living in the south is taking some adjustments but everything has its pluses.  Food is damn good though I can't seem to find a taqueria.  Might be a future business opportunity.

Just because I didn't confirm your suspicion, doesn't mean I denied it either.  I'm gonna play it a little close to the chest, if you know what I mean.

And if you get a taqueria set up in Alabama, be sure to let me know.  I'll be first in line whenever Tombstone travels to your neck of the woods to play the 'Hawks.


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2015, 11:00:48 PM »
No problem, Panch. Unfortunately for our team he requested a trade, but it was nice to have such an easy negotiation. I am happy that, if he's not going to play in San Antonio, he's at least in the other conference...

Gravedigger looks toward Justin.

Don't worry, Justin.... You know who I've got my eye on....


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2015, 11:01:44 PM »
Eat some fat back Pancho and you will no longer need a tanqueria

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2015, 11:05:31 PM »
GM GATES ARRIVES AT THE COMBINE WITH HIS STAFF. AFTER A QUICK GLANCE AROUND HE SPOTS SOME OF THE OTHER GMS AND TIPS HIS HAT IN THEIR DIRECTION.

Gentlemen. Hope youre all having a good day so far.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2015, 11:11:09 PM »
Eat some fat back Pancho and you will no longer need a tanqueria

Does fat back come with flour tortillas?

GM GATES ARRIVES AT THE COMBINE WITH HIS STAFF. AFTER A QUICK GLANCE AROUND HE SPOTS SOME OF THE OTHER GMS AND TIPS HIS HAT IN THEIR DIRECTION.

Gentlemen. Hope youre all having a good day so far.

GM Pancho motions for Gates to approach him and shakes his hand

Mr. Gates just the GM I wanted to see.  I wanted to revisit our talks that we were having earlier.  I understand the new offer you came with put you over the top and I am intrigued. 

But in fairness I went back to the other GM and he has passed you up again going with a higher future pick.  If you were willing to top him once more it would be finalized and the deal final.  You would merely need to come up to a 5th.

Want to make some HIFL history and be the first GM's to make a trade at the combine?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2015, 11:15:28 PM »
Does fat back come with flour tortillas?

Flour tortilla?  Corn is where it's at bro!


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I've put feelers out there, but just to let you guys know in person, TE Gene Williams could potentially be had for the right price.  I know there are some teams out there that could REALLY use him, so if you're interested just pull me to the side and we'll talk.


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2015, 11:19:39 PM »
Arrives at combine and watches a couple of players his coaches point out to him, before wandering over to the other GMs

It seems I've given you a pick simply for the pleasure of listening to Bobby Shapiro's silky voice, Pancho.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2015, 11:21:44 PM »
Arrives at combine and watches a couple of players his coaches point out to him, before wandering over to the other GMs

It seems I've given you a pick simply for the pleasure of listening to Bobby Shapiro's silky voice, Pancho.

How is that cracker?  Still salty!?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2015, 11:27:50 PM »
I haven't seen much evidence to back up his reputation, yet. Perhaps he's been inoculated against yellow fever. He also seems to think his client is Burton Tibbetts. I can't blame agents too much when GMs are offering close to $20million for players, though.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2015, 11:29:05 PM »
GM Powers what are you looking for in return?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2015, 11:30:23 PM »
GM BUCKSON GOOCH AND THE MISSOURI BRUINS COACHING STAFF ARRIVE AT THE COMBINE. GOOCH SMILES AT HIS FELLOW GMS AND THEN SITS IN THE BLEACHERS TO WATCH EVERYTHING AND FORM A GAME PLAN

Alright guys, supposed to be a good class this year.  Let's land some good ones.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2015, 11:32:46 PM »
GM Powers what are you looking for in return?

Either picks or players is good with me.  We could even do a package of both, as long as both parties are happy.  Text (PM) me an offer if you have one....


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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2015, 11:34:34 PM »
I haven't seen much evidence to back up his reputation, yet. Perhaps he's been inoculated against yellow fever. He also seems to think his client is Burton Tibbetts. I can't blame agents too much when GMs are offering close to $20million for players, though.

As a man who had both Crawdford and Mackey on his team ... I have to disagree with this.  Salary Cap rises you cannot expect salary not to rise with it.  Now picking the right person to pay 20 million dollars to ... that's another story.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2015, 11:52:47 PM »
Those WRs would make even Schweinsteiger look like a starting QB... which they might get the opportunity to do this season.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2015, 01:22:27 AM »
Hey Gooch what's this being reported about a deal falling through with you and Orlando?  I warn all of you to get that stuff in writing from their GM.  He's a sneaky one.

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« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2015, 01:41:44 AM »
Hey Gooch what's this being reported about a deal falling through with you and Orlando?  I warn all of you to get that stuff in writing from their GM.  He's a sneaky one.

It's all good Panchy'baby. Just moving some parts around.
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2015, 08:46:27 AM »
GM JON ARRIVES AT THE HIFL COMBINE, HE WAVES AT A FEW GMS THAT ARR NEARBY BEFORE TALKING TO A FEW COMBINE COACHES ON THE FIELD. HE THEN FINDS A SPOT TO SIT TO WATCH THE ACTION ON THE FIELD.



  

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2015, 08:47:10 AM »
GM TJ AND HIS COACHING STAFF ARRIVE AND SPLIT AS THE COACHES GO ON THE FIELD TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE DRILLS AND GM TJ MAKES HIS WAY INTO THE STANDS

Gentlemen, great day to watch other people sweat huh? Mike, congrats on the season.

Did I hear you mention Eddie, Pancho? I had peaceful talks with him in regards to the move we made. Hell, I asked for either the pick or the money and he gave me both. What happened between you two is what happened, but I had great talks with him.

By the way, I wanted to say sorry for a couple years ago. My state of life doesn't excuse my actions. I was wrong.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2015, 11:31:30 AM »
GM Dazz arrives at the combine with his coaches, his tablet tucked under his arm and his Bluetooth headset in his ear. He pauses for a moment to watch the current drills and has something pointed out to him by the coaches before nodding and moving on to join the other GMs.

Greetings gentlemen. I am Dazz, the new Pearl Harbor GM. I've spoken to a few of you already but it's good to be able to put faces to the names now. I'm looking forward to competing with you all this season. GM Powers, I'm sorry to have snatched Smoak away from you at the death but you've certainly made me pay for it.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2015, 12:14:43 PM »
WITHOUT ANY WORD AND SLIPPING IN QUIETLY AFTER HIS COACHES ARRIVED MINUTES EARLIER, THAT GM STRIKE GUY FINDS A SPOT TO TAKE A SEAT, NOTEPAD HANDY AS HE OBSERVES THE ONGOINGS OF THE COMBINE

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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2015, 12:40:57 PM »
GM FRANCHISE CASUALLY STROLLS IN, WAVING AT THE OTHER GMS, AND THEN FINDS AN OPEN SEAT AT THE COMBINE BEFORE WATCHING WHAT IS GOING ON AT THE COMBINE

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2015, 01:00:12 PM »
40 TIME RESULTS [TOP 10]

1.  Roger Quick 4.37
2. Kevin Chandler 4.42
3.Timothy Hightower 4.44
4. Herbert Temple 4.50
5. Jarrett Corbett 4..52
6. Ezekiel Elliott 4.55
7. Shane Barkley 4.57
8. Storm Woods 4.57
9. Jamie Ortega 4.61
10. Thomas Saunders 4.63


BENCH PRESS RESULTS [TOP 10]


1. Daniel Ford 42 Reps
2. Steven Howell 41 Reps
3. Mark Prince 41 Reps
4. William Donaldson 39 Reps
5. Paris Davis 39 Reps
6. Earl Christian 38 Reps
7. Leonard Carrillo 37 Reps
8. Rickey Peterson 37 Reps
9. Gregory Rosen 33 Reps
10.  Robert Sapp 31 Reps
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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2015, 02:50:13 PM »
GM METRO ARRIVES AND SPIES GM DIGGER WITH HIS PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE PULLING OUT HIS SURFACE PRO

"Yo, Dig, in the 21st century we have these things called computers. Maybe once you're done paying McFadden's contract you can purchase one.

Now, let's see that Saunders kid run!"

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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2015, 02:50:37 PM »
GM Black Death walks in quietly after his coaches have arrived, give a nod to the other GMs  and finds a seat to watch was happening on the field , He pulls out his smartphone and starts checking messages on it . 

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2015, 02:52:33 PM »
"He already did, Metro. 4.63 seconds on the 40 yard dash."

THAT GM STRIKE GUY RETURNS BACK TO OBSERVING THE ONGOING

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2015, 03:42:00 PM »
Walking towards GM TJ

It's good to hear you say that. Especially in front of our compatriots. Perhaps some will follow your example and also apologize for their transgressions.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2015, 03:54:21 PM »
GM GOOCH WALKS OVER TO PANCHO AND TJ

For how many bags of pee you've threatened to launch at me, Pancho, you should be apologizing to me.

GOOCH LAUGHS

Welcome to the East, Pancho. You've already made some solid moves.

Did you guys see the time on that Quick kid? 4.37 isn't bad. Not as fast as Christopher Johnson and Erik Pitts from last year, but seriously, Johnson ran a 4.27 last year...Johnson could do big things this year in Alabama.

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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2015, 04:53:20 PM »
Thanks Strike. Any ideas why he's sliding down draft boards? Also, figure since you don't have a 1st, see anything that catches your eye that has you wanting to pick one up?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2015, 05:40:01 PM »
(Eddie strolls in casually with Nick Nolte by his side wearing a Alphonso Montes Stampede Jersey. The two are sharing a laugh as Eddie looks over at the other GM's and nods towards them. He then see's Pancho. Eddie smiles, winks and throws a kiss Pancho's way )

Good Evening Gentlemen.

(At that Moment Nick Nolte seems bored and walks off towards the concession stands)

I'll catch up with you Nick,...(Eddie turns his attentions towards the other GM's) So what's the word fellas, what did I miss?

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2015, 08:34:35 PM »
Pleasure doing business Pancho.

GM GATES TAKES A SEAT WITH HIS COACHING STAFF NEARBY TO WATCH THE GOINGS ON.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2015, 08:43:13 PM »
It's the least I can do Pancho. I know it didn't affect our business relationship, but now we can move forward right?

GM TJ TURNS TO EDDIE

Not much Ed, just the 40 yard and bench. Great working with you on the Glass deal. He's gonna be great for you. Helluva offseason so far.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2015, 10:47:57 PM »
"No clue, Metro. The running backs aren't a particular priority on my list for the time being. Keeping my eyes open on the bench reps and some other activities."

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2015, 11:45:08 PM »
GM METRO PONDERS WHETHER STRIKE IS PLAYING STUPID BECAUSE HE HAS HIS EYE ON SAUNDERS, OR IS IGNORANT TO THE FACT HE IS A WIDEOUT

"Good to know Strike."

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2015, 01:19:55 AM »
Makes a note: "Saunders = WR?"

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2015, 01:27:01 AM »
GM TJ LOOKS AT HIS DESIGNATED SHEET OF PLAYERS THE LEAGUE GAVE ALL GMS AND LOOKS FOR SAUNDERS, SEES HE'S IS A WR, LOOKS AT GM STRIKE, AND BLINKS.

Alright, gentlemen, if you would excuse me, I'm gonna catch up with my coaches, see if we found ourselves some gems.

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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2015, 05:18:35 PM »
GOOCH DOESN'T HANG AROUND FOR A RESPONSE BECAUSE A PLAYER CATCHES HIS EYE. HE MAKES HIS WAY BACK OVER TO HIS COACHES AND HE SEES SOME STATS FROM OTHER PLAYERS.

Impressive!

GOOCH JOTS DOWN A NOTE AND HANDS IT TO COACH STEVENS

Coach, I'd like for you to interview these two fellas. One is a long shot that I want to see where his head is at, the other I was very impressed with and don't know much about. I'd like to find out if Missouri would be a good home for either of them. See if they want to play to win the game.

GOOCH SITS BACK DOWN AND CONTINUES LOOKING OVER STATS WITH HIS COORDINATORS AND ASSISTANT AS COACH STEVENS HEADS OFF TO INTERVIEW THE PLAYERS
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Re: 2016 HIFL Scouting Combine
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2015, 03:39:32 PM »
THE COMBINE WILL LAST UNTIL WEDNESDAY NIGHT

ANY COACHING OR GM INTERVIEWS NOT INITIATED BY 11PM WEDNESDAY WILL NOT HAPPEN.

If you are conducting a GM interview, it may lapse into the following day or so, but the combine will officially end Wednesday (IC) and the draft will likely begin on Friday Night or Saturday Morning)
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