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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1200 on: June 06, 2019, 08:59:17 PM »





Okay Coach, I'll work on finding that right fit for us. I'll let you head to your much deserved vacation. We'll talk soon.





Starr, can you let Mr. Reigns know I am ready to meet with him when he's ready.



  

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« Reply #1201 on: June 07, 2019, 12:44:33 PM »





GEEE EMMM JAAAAAN!!!

WHILE DA' SEASON WAS NOT THE IMPACT BOWL TRIP I HOPED IT WOULD BE, DA' WAY WE WON DA DA-VISION AND BEAT UP ON OUR RIVALS IN DA DA-VISION WAS WHAT WE WANTED TO DO!  WE MADE IT TO DA' PLAYOFFS TOO SO WE HIT ON DA THREE OUT OF DA FIVE GOALS I GAVE BEFORE DA START OF DA SEASON EAYAAAAH!!!

YOU CONTINUE TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE PREMIER GEEE EMMSSS IN DA LEAGUE AND I KNOW DAT YOU WITH GET US BACK DA CHOPPA!!!!

ENJOY YA VACATION BEFORE DA START OF DA FREE AGENCY, YAAAA!!!

NOW GET TO DA CHOPPPAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1202 on: June 09, 2019, 01:44:01 AM »
 





GEEE EMMM JAAAAAN!!!

Welcome back to da facility!!  We have $6.5MM to spend! SO DO EATTTT DO EAT NOW!!!!!
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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1203 on: June 09, 2019, 11:37:37 PM »





ELAUHHHHELAUHHHHHHH!

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Starr, let's get to work. We have a a offensive coordinator to hire. Can you put me in contact with Garry Fedora over at the University of North Carolina for an interview? Thank you.

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Coach Fedora, this is GM Jon Hallquist with the Seattle Lumberjacks of the HIFL. I am contacting you about our open offensive coordinator position and first wanted to know if you'd be willing to jump to the professional level as coordinator or not?



  

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« Reply #1204 on: June 10, 2019, 06:19:38 AM »





Well that would depend GM Jon, what's the money looking like.  I've got a nice extension on the table back St Chapel Hill, but since I haven't had any offers to come to the league before, I think I may have to settle on starting as an OC first. Despite the fact I do nothing but produce HIFL-ready talent on both sides of the ball.

So what did you have in mind?

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1205 on: June 10, 2019, 09:31:22 PM »





With your ultimate ambition to be a head coach, how about a 2 year deal worth $8MM? This allows you to get your feet wet in the HIFL and work with Coach Graham, maybe even pick a few things up from Coach Murdoch too if you want. I think you'd solidify our coaching staff and get us back on the track to bringing a championship to Seattle.



  

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« Reply #1206 on: June 11, 2019, 10:27:58 PM »
 





I think you've got yourself a deal!

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1207 on: June 25, 2019, 09:13:38 AM »





Thanks Coach, looking forward to having you apart of the staff.

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Starr, can you put me in touch with the representation for James Luong please.



  

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« Reply #1208 on: June 25, 2019, 10:09:22 AM »





Show me the money.

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1209 on: June 25, 2019, 10:25:55 AM »





You know I always do David. 3 years, $5.5MM with the fourth year team option attached.



  

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« Reply #1210 on: June 25, 2019, 10:26:49 AM »
 





Perfect.

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« Reply #1211 on: June 25, 2019, 11:18:07 AM »





I’ll send it in David, thank you.

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Starr, can you please get Quan Black’s rep on the line for me.



  

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« Reply #1212 on: June 26, 2019, 02:54:38 PM »
 





Lets do it.

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1213 on: June 26, 2019, 03:45:10 PM »





Hey Bobby, looking to sign Quan. 3 years, $5MM.



  

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« Reply #1214 on: June 26, 2019, 04:22:07 PM »
 





BOOM! We're signed.

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1215 on: July 09, 2019, 10:45:07 PM »






Thanks Bobby.

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Starr, can you get Drew Leventhal on the line please.

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Drew, looking to ink your client Erik Howell to a deal. 2 years, $500K.



  

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Re: TEAM: SEATTLE LUMBERJACKS
« Reply #1216 on: July 11, 2019, 03:41:02 PM »





Lets make it one year.

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« Reply #1217 on: July 11, 2019, 05:35:18 PM »





I can agree to that. Thank you Drew. I’ll send it in to the league office.

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Starr, can you get Anthony Campanelli on the line for me please.

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Anthony, hope you’re doing well. Looking to sign Lynn Malone back with us in Seattle. Would he be willing to sign on a 1 year, $500K deal?



  

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« Reply #1218 on: July 11, 2019, 05:52:17 PM »





Lynn's gonna prove he's worth a lot more and that his knee is back to 100% ...fuggettaboutit, you got a deal.

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« Reply #1219 on: July 11, 2019, 06:46:59 PM »





Fuggggetaboutit!

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Starr, can you get Bobby Shapiro on the line for me please.

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Bobby, good to talk again. Calling about Miguel Calvert. Would he be willing to sign on a 1 year, $500K deal?



  

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« Reply #1220 on: July 12, 2019, 02:58:49 PM »
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« Reply #1221 on: July 12, 2019, 04:46:27 PM »





Thanks Bobby.

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Starr, can you get Kelvin Hart on the line for me please.

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What’s going on Mr. Hart? Calling about Marty Franklin. Would he be willing to sign on a 1 year, $250K deal?



  

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« Reply #1222 on: July 13, 2019, 08:10:48 PM »
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« Reply #1223 on: July 14, 2019, 12:06:34 AM »





Thanks Kelvin.

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Starr, can you get David Ames on the line for me please.

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Hi David, calling about Jonathan Black. Would he be willing to sign on a 1 year, $500K deal?



  

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« Reply #1224 on: July 14, 2019, 03:06:04 PM »





Yeah, Jon... Jon will take that deal. Jon.

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« Reply #1225 on: July 14, 2019, 03:15:14 PM »





Thanks David.

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Starr, can you get Eli Harris on the line for me please.

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Mr. Harris, pleasure as always, this call is about your client, Kelly Glass. Would he be willing to sign on here in Seattle on a 1 year, $500K deal?



  

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« Reply #1226 on: July 14, 2019, 03:59:25 PM »





Absolutely.

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« Reply #1227 on: July 14, 2019, 04:03:24 PM »





Thanks Eli.

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Starr, can you get DeAngelo Neuman on the line for me please.

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Hey DeAngelo, I know we had contact earlier in UFA, but I wanted to call you and see if we can't find some type of agreemnt. The offer I had on the table before was for $1MM. So how would a 1 year, $1.5MM, $500K BM deal sound? 



  

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« Reply #1228 on: July 14, 2019, 04:14:29 PM »





You know.. I think that's enough to get me to comeback for year #15... Let's show them that I'm like a fine wine man. 38 Years Young, and I'm about to make it happen.  Deal.