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Re: TEAM: PORTLAND BREWERS
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2018, 12:02:00 PM »
 




Looking forward to getting into camp.  Thanks again.
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« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2018, 12:24:18 PM »
Your welcome

Hoppy can you get the agent for Lawrence Gordon

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« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2018, 08:56:54 PM »




  Fuggettaboutit!  Lets do 3 years, 2MM, and 500K in PR
 
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« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2018, 02:29:28 AM »
Hello Anthony it seems that one of the WR taken before your client Floyd Glover in an earlier round signed for less money and no PR. At that price I would want an extra year because I was expecting a 3 year 1.5 million dollar deal. What do you say?

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« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2018, 11:10:32 AM »
 




  I say that the other receiver taken before my client Floyd Glover was not the only wide receiver on the roster and the current defacto #1 wide receiver for the team. ...but if you don't like our deal, we can do a simple 1 year 1MM and call it a day.
 
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« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2018, 12:49:43 PM »
Someone willing to bet on their client by taking a one year deal is a man who has confidence in their client.  I will take the original offer of 3 years 2MM and 500K in PR.  And our banter back and forth Anthony .. fuggettaboutit

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« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2018, 11:33:21 PM »
Hoppy can you get me the Agent for Don Hawk

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Re: TEAM: PORTLAND BREWERS
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2018, 12:04:14 AM »
 




  2 years, 1.25MM
   
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« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2018, 01:46:55 AM »
Hey Drew. Gm Andre. Thats a done deal.


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« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2018, 09:54:12 PM »
Hoppy can you get me the Agent for Tommy Motley

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Re: TEAM: PORTLAND BREWERS
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2018, 10:09:07 PM »
 
 




  Bird is the word my man!  Lets go!
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« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2018, 11:55:19 PM »
Started the draft by signing one of your clients. Now Im ending it the same way. How does 2 years 750k sound and you wish me the best of luck in free agency

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« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2018, 12:00:57 AM »




  Bingo!  Good luck in free agency my dude.
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« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2018, 12:26:09 PM »
Hoppy let us get moving.  Let's speak with Anthony Campanelli.

Anthony looking to sign LB Kelly Luttrell how does a 2 year 1 Million dollar deal sound?

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« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2018, 02:45:49 PM »




  Hey don't be a fungula!  Open up your wallet if you want a player who's worth a damn.
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« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2018, 02:49:04 PM »
I certainly do not want to be a fungula. Not sure what it means but it does not sound nice.  Let's make that offer 3 million instead

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« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2018, 05:44:34 PM »
 




There we go Piasan!!!  Fuggettaboutit!!! That's a deal.
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« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2018, 06:01:33 PM »
Excellent Anthony. It will be taken care of.

Hoppy we need to get Eli Harris on the line.

Eli we want to sign your client LB Paul Wright. We want to offer 2 years 1.5 Million

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« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2018, 08:42:01 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2018, 08:58:33 PM »
Thank you Eli.

Hoppy can you get Anthony Campanelli back on the line

I want to sign your client WR Phillip Scruggs and I want to do it correctly this time. I want to do a 1 year 1 Million dollar offer.

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« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2018, 10:21:55 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2018, 10:53:35 PM »
Thank you Anthony

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Hoppy can we get JTC on the line



JTC we are looking to sign a Punter and looking at your client Elliot Combs. Were offering 4 years at 500k

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« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2018, 11:17:42 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2018, 11:28:26 PM »
Thanks again Anthony



Hoppy can we get Amber Molina on the line



Amber were looking for a friend in these times and thought of your client K Jerry Friend how does 4 years 500k sound?

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« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2018, 11:55:34 PM »
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« Reply #75 on: January 18, 2018, 12:14:02 AM »
Thanks Amber


Hoppy can we get Anthony Campanelli on the line again?


Anthony me again. Were talking about your client C Norman Yazzie we want to offer a deal of 2 years for 750k

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« Reply #76 on: January 18, 2018, 01:54:04 AM »
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« Reply #77 on: January 18, 2018, 01:40:02 PM »
Thanks again Anthony

Hoppy can we get Mike Maker on the line

Mike! First time calling you I believe. We want to sign your client FS Paul Brown. We want to give him a 2 year 1 Million dollar contract

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« Reply #78 on: January 18, 2018, 02:01:51 PM »
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« Reply #79 on: January 18, 2018, 03:13:21 PM »
Excellent Mike

Hoppy can you get Amber Molina on the line

Amber we want to sign G Scott Campbell and we want to offer him a 2 year 1 Million deal

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« Reply #80 on: January 18, 2018, 04:14:06 PM »




We'll take that offer on a one year deal.
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« Reply #81 on: January 18, 2018, 04:50:50 PM »
Okay well do the 1 year deal.

Hoppy can we get JTC

JTC were looking to sign Miguel Tripp as our 3rd corner looking to offer him a 2 year 750k deal

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« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2018, 05:46:48 PM »
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Re: TEAM: PORTLAND BREWERS
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2018, 10:48:18 PM »




  Sir, our coaches will be back in time for training camp but I must inform you that Coach Ron Jackson is going to be confined to a wheel chair for at least a year after the brutal torture he was subjected to... I just wanted to make you aware.
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« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2018, 08:30:44 PM »
Hoppy that is terrible news.  I've been frozen on the TV just watching the updates. My first immediate thought is how accessible is our stadium?  I understand that the fans certainly have wheelchair access as that is expected but the coaches office? the training room? how much is that wheelchair accessible because I certainly don't want to make things any harder for coach.

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« Reply #85 on: January 28, 2018, 01:40:56 PM »
 




That is a most wonderful consideration on your end sir, we should probably spend 500K to renovate the staff areas to make them more accessible to include a mobile unit to help Coach maneuver through other venues when we are away.
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« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2018, 02:20:13 PM »




I hope that your lack of activity is not a reflection of a loss of interest already sir.

We have a need for a tight end, a wide receiver, a linebacker, and a corner as well as filling two optional flex positions.

We have plenty of money,  29.5MM in salary and 9.5MM in PR
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« Reply #87 on: February 05, 2018, 10:47:39 PM »
I appreciate the update Hoppy - certainly with the HIFL tragedy plus my own hardships have kept me away but my intention was never to abandon.  I will make sure to expedite that paperwork for Coach Jackson as that is a first priority.

As for the roster I would want you to call Anthony Campanelli

Anthony some crazy things going around the league and I don't want your client Fred Hardison getting lost in the shuffle.  How does a 1 year 1 Million sound?

 


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« Reply #88 on: February 05, 2018, 11:18:56 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: February 05, 2018, 11:35:59 PM »
Thank you Anthony!

Hoppy let's get Drew Leventhal on the phone

Drew this is GM Andre with the Portland Brewers looking to sign Martin Hilton to a 1 year 1 Million dollar deal to play CB for us. What do you say Mr. Leventhal?

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« Reply #90 on: February 06, 2018, 08:21:13 AM »
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« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2018, 08:55:19 PM »
Hoppy can we get Marcus Dorsey on the line?

Marcus you might be my first player to negotiate with sans agent. We are looking to hire you as a backup TE - willing to offer you a deal for 1 year at 500k

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Re: TEAM: PORTLAND BREWERS
« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2018, 09:57:29 PM »




I'm sorry sir but he signed with Las Vegas
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« Reply #93 on: February 10, 2018, 03:56:59 PM »
Blast! Lets switch gears and look for a LB ... can you call Agent Forrest for me?


Hello? Scott Forrest? GM Andre here. Looking to add a LB to our roster and saw your client Patrick Frank available. Would he sign for 1 year 1 Million?


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« Reply #94 on: February 10, 2018, 08:39:32 PM »
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« Reply #95 on: February 11, 2018, 02:01:40 PM »
Thank you Scott

Hoppy lets get Eli Harris on the phone.

Eli I see your client Brad Bonilla is still available. Looking to add some depth at that position would he sign for 1 year 1 Million?

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« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2018, 08:26:18 PM »
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« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2018, 08:59:53 PM »
Thank you Eli

Hoppy can we get Joseph Whaley on the horn

Joseph how are you? I'm in need of a TE and wanted to know if you still had it in you to come back and play for an Oregon team once again?

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« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2018, 09:45:42 PM »




For 1 year, I'd come back for a cool million.
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« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2018, 09:58:57 PM »
Consider it done. Welcome back to the league