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Birmingham Rattlers
« on: July 08, 2018, 10:12:15 PM »
Birmingham Rattlers

Owner: Mindy Cage
Team Assistant: Mr. Venom




Team History:
Mindy Cage was a very popular porn star in her heyday and she has turned that fortune into a basketball franchise.  Her first choice was not Birmingham, but she decided to finally settle her life down and get married to some rich old guy from Alabama.  She created the Rattlers organization to have something to do and to keep her away from her old perverted husband as much as possible.  With that being said, she is a firecracker and likes to crack the whip.  She is a "tough cookie" who expects results.

Season 1: 23-19
Season 2: 29-13 (Conference Finals)
Season 3: 22-20

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Re: Birmingham Rattlers
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 09:44:32 PM »


I want to win and win now.  I will admit, I'm not the easiest person to work for, but if you have the testicular fortitude to deal with a strong headed woman then we can have some success together.  Is that you?
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Re: Birmingham Rattlers
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2018, 11:13:18 AM »


Yes! I found the man with the testicular fortitude needed...big chocolate testicles.  Black Death is our new General Manager.
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Re: Birmingham Rattlers
« Reply #3 on: Today at 03:14:38 PM »



GM Black Death, I am Mr. Venom the team assistant.  Ms. Cage is excited to have you on board.  She can be a feisty one so be careful.  In the meantime, here is our current team sheet.