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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #550 on: July 25, 2019, 10:49:48 PM »
Atlanta Warriors sign K Jarod Falls to 1 year at 250k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #551 on: July 26, 2019, 11:58:17 AM »


Music City Kings Are Proud To Announce The Official Signing Of...

Center | Howard Broyles | 2 Years | $500K
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #552 on: July 26, 2019, 01:10:59 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign LB Rhett Purdy to a 1 year deal for 500k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #553 on: July 26, 2019, 01:40:11 PM »
Atlanta Warriors sign TE Gregory Johnson for 1 year at 250k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #554 on: July 26, 2019, 01:48:12 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign FS Arthur Miranda to a 1 year 250k deal
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #555 on: July 26, 2019, 02:00:33 PM »
Long Beach signs (FB) Charles Martinez to a 1 year deal worth $500k.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #556 on: July 26, 2019, 08:52:20 PM »
Atlanta Warriors sign

SS Ricky Hankins for 1 year at 250k

and

DT Timothy Cole for 1 year at 500K
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #557 on: July 26, 2019, 09:53:44 PM »
Atlanta Warriors sign WR Michael Fulton for 1 year at 250K
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #558 on: July 26, 2019, 10:02:52 PM »
Las Vegas announces the following deals.

Douglas Barnhart 1 Year, 3MM
Todd Chase 1 Year, 4MM
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #559 on: July 26, 2019, 11:13:06 PM »
After a day of negotiations - Las Vegas announces the following deals.

Cardale Jones - 1 Yr, 1.5MM
Kenny Corey - 1 Yr, 0.5 MM
George Farrow - 2 Yr, 1MM
David Bruce - 1 Yr, 0.5MM
Augustus Johnson 1 Yr, 0.5MM
Antoine Muir 1 Yr, 0.5MM
William Ward 1 Yr, 0.5MM
Harry Griffin 1 Yr, 2.5MM
Taylor Frizzell 1 Yr, 0.5MM
Steven Turnbull 1 Yr, 0.25MM
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #560 on: July 27, 2019, 12:07:06 AM »
St Louis Stallions spends 3.5 MM on PR Campaign

John Carr< Carr...Born to Perform.> 1mm
Leon Bell < Ring The Bell, School In> 500k
Eddie Stands <Stands Above the Rest>500k
Ryan Cochran<The Best Never Rest > 500k
James Porter< Doctor Doom> 500k
James Taylor< Optimus Prime> 500k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #561 on: July 27, 2019, 12:58:33 PM »


Music City Kings Are Proud To Announce The Official Signing Of...

Punter | Brain McCoy | 2 Years | $250K

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #562 on: July 28, 2019, 10:32:52 AM »
Orlando receives:

CB Harris McKeown

Las Vegs receives:

S13 3rd Round Pick (Orlando)
S13 7th Round Pick (Orlando)
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #563 on: July 28, 2019, 03:58:59 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign DT Clarence Harmon for 1 year 500k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #564 on: July 29, 2019, 08:32:57 AM »
Tuscon gets:

S13 1st Round Pick (Orlando)
S13 2nd Round Pick (Orlando)

Orlando gets:

DT Ronald Rich
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #565 on: July 29, 2019, 02:02:19 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign WR Thomas Saunders to a Fully Guaranteed 1 year deal for 2 Million dollars.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #566 on: July 29, 2019, 04:34:30 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign CB Luis Paulson to 1 year deal 1 million
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #567 on: July 29, 2019, 05:17:14 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign LB John Judge to 1 year 500k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #568 on: July 29, 2019, 08:47:59 PM »


Music City Kings Are Proud To Announce The Official Signing Of...

Strong Safety | James Milton | 2 Years | $750K
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #569 on: July 29, 2019, 09:32:20 PM »
Milwaukee Barons sign DE Scott Brent to a 1 year, 750K deal.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #570 on: July 30, 2019, 01:03:03 PM »
Alabama Nighthawks sign QB Dak Prescott to 1 year 1 Million.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #571 on: July 30, 2019, 08:05:32 PM »
The Rapid City Inferno spend $2.25 million bonus money on the following PR Campaigns:

“The Comeback Kid” Stephen Shelley ($500K)
“Shades of Gray” - William Gray & James Gray ($500K)
“The New Man on Fire” Adrian McCaffrey ($500K)
“The Mighty Oaktree” Shawn Oakman ($250K)
Burton “Just Don’t Call Me Kevin” McAllister - ($250K)
“Into the SpiderWebb” - Jason Webb ($250K)
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #572 on: July 31, 2019, 01:41:37 AM »


The Milwaukee Barons announce the following expenditures:

- 250K of Bonus Money to reposition Wilhelm Hammer to LB
- 250K of Bonus Money to reposition Alexander Brown to TE
- 250K of Bonus Money to reposition Travis Coleman to FB
- 250K of Bonus Money to reposition Forest Walker to WR
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #573 on: August 01, 2019, 06:22:39 PM »
The "Demons of the Deep" Long Beach PR

Trevor Lawrence - "The Passing Poseidon" - $250k
Thomas Neill - "The Flood Gate" - $250k
Justyn Ross - "The Trendsetter" - $250k
Jeffrey Harlow - "The Treasure Seeker" - $250k
Ricky Tarr Jr. - "The Beast" - $250k
Andrew Roderick - "The Long Beach Kraken" - $250k

$1.5mm - Steven Spielberg Movie/ComicCon Appearance

$750k - Retire Armand Block's Jersey at First Home Game
$250k - "Block Party" before the game to celebrate his career in the atrium of the stadium before the first game with season ticket holders.
$1mm - Block helps receivers and tight ends with all things pertaining to route running, catching, etc.



Totals:
$1.5mm - Player PR
$1.5mm - Spielberg Mini-Movie
$1mm - Armand Block helps at training camp
$750k - Armand Block's jersey retirement
$250k - "Block Party"
= $5mm
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GM Kirk [12|Mar 04:19 PM]: Gooch, how much did you bribe the HIFLPA to help you steal all my players?
GM TJ [12|Mar 04:21 PM]: Lolololololololooooooooooollllllllllll
Disgraced GM Powers [12|Mar 04:24 PM]: The league is #TeamGooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: It's because he's so nice....
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: Unnaturally nice...
GM Adam Wrong [12|Mar 04:25 PM]: I love gooch
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:26 PM]: Everyone loves Gooch, except Kirk...
GM Phoenix [12|Mar 04:28 PM]: Almost makes you think gooch is reincarnate red skull trying to live a double nice guy life on hifl
GM Gravedigger [12|Mar 04:31 PM]: Gooch's heel turn will rival Hogan....

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #574 on: August 01, 2019, 09:37:39 PM »
Atlanta Will pay K Walter Summerlin 500k from BP to attend and assist in training camp.
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #575 on: August 02, 2019, 03:41:52 PM »


Music City Kings Spend A Total Of $2MM From Bonus Pool For The Following PR Campaigns

Michael Meek | Kingdom Come Pt. 2 | $250K
Alfred Maggard, Jackson Havlock, Michael Montero, Charles Bishop and Rafael Caldwell | Dungeon Incorporated | $1.25MM ($250K Each Player)
Dale Bright | Bright Future: From Knight To King | $250K
Melvin Pugh | The Man, The Myth, The King. | $250K
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #576 on: August 03, 2019, 03:18:48 AM »
Michigan pays $5MM to Shot in the Dark PR and Consulting for their services.

Michigan spends $250K each on campaigns for:

1 - Giovanni Hill
2 - Colt Soriano
3 - Benny Ramos
4 - 2Face Obaje
5 - Philly Crowell
6 - James Guice
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #577 on: August 10, 2019, 05:19:02 PM »
Atlanta Warriors spend 2M in BP for PR campaigns for the following players;

Thomas Mazza - Money makes everyone Happy -(250K) TV Spot

Julio ReddUntouchable-Practice hard, Play Great -(250K-)TV Spot

John Pitts/Erik Pitts-Atlanta Air Raid -(250k Each) -Billboards

Bruiser Elliot- Mayor of Sack City -(250k) Billboards

Bruiser Elliot-New Sack City-(250k) Video Package+Giveaway

James Fellows Fellowship of the Ring-(250K) TV Spot

Eric Evans- No Fly Zone-(250k) Billboards
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #578 on: August 11, 2019, 04:44:18 PM »
Milwaukee Barons sign FB Michael Cota to a 1 year, 250K deal
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #579 on: August 12, 2019, 09:38:47 AM »
Tuscon announces the following:

Tuscon pays $5MM of bonus money to Shot in the Dark PR and Consulting for their services.

Tuscon spends $250K from bonus money each on campaigns for:

1. Fabian Vardy
2. John Provost
3. Jamison Camp
4. Herman Schiller
5. Enrique Smith
6. Darwin Roberge

Tuscon also spends $500k from the bonus money for Henry Rios to coach the team in strength and conditioning through the presseason.

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #580 on: August 18, 2019, 12:47:33 PM »
Orlando's Coaching Staff make the following signings for the GM:

WR - Loren Isaacs : 1 yr $2.5MM
P - Andrew Campbell : 1 yr $1MM
LB - Al Barclay : 1 yr $1MM
TE - Sheldon Howerton : 1 yr $250K

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #581 on: August 18, 2019, 03:02:25 PM »
Kansas City pays 1.5 million posting fee to the French National Team

Kansas City announces the following signings...

QB James O'Rourke - 1 year, 3 million - fully guaranteed

WR Randall Salcedo - 1 year, 500k
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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #582 on: August 18, 2019, 03:36:17 PM »
The Seattle Lumberjacks spend $3MM bonus money on the following PR Campaigns:

Elias Ibrahimovic: "Ibra-cadabra"  ($1MM)
Darren Pierce: "Pierce Through" ($500K)
Martin Back: "Back in a Flash" ($500K)
Arthur Matthews: "Sack-o-Saurus" ($500)
McKenzie Lightner: "Spark Up" - ($250K)
Sam Rose: "The Thorn" ($250K)



  

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #583 on: August 20, 2019, 11:59:52 AM »
Miami Killer Whales spend $1.5MM bonus on the following PR Campaigns:

Maria Crews: Crews' Cruise (250K)
Christian Sullivan: Sully - The Perfect Landing (250K)
Larry Herzog: Zog-End - An Inside Look (250K)
Samuel Chow: Miami Killer Whales 1st Annual Chow Down! (250K)
Ross Dockery: The Dock is Closed (250K)
David Freese, Robert Cervantes, LaMelo Jackson, Marcus Jackson: Apex Predators (250K)

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #584 on: August 24, 2019, 03:34:23 PM »
DC Cobras are proud to announce the signing of DT Edwin Champion for 1 year at $500k

DC Cobras also pay $250k to register RB Ronald Wizard as a FB.

DC Cobras regret to announce that FB Joseph Sellers has been cut from the Roster

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
« Reply #585 on: August 24, 2019, 05:04:09 PM »
San Antonio spends $3 million on the following PR Campaigns:

Keenan Daley: The Impact Throne ($1 million)
Shawn Simon: Touchdowns R Us ($1 million)
Jack Nguyen: Advertising Jack's new Restaurant ($500k)
Julius Robles: The Next Generation ($500k)
Myles Jack, Stephen Leake, Doyle Brady: Pick Your Poison ($500k)
Jarvis Botts: "Shutdown" T-Shirts ($500k)

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Re: HIFL LEAGUE OFFICE V
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DC Cobras are pleased to announce the following signings:

SS Laurence Wimberly for 1 year at $1m

RB Christopher Johnson for 2 years at $2.5m